*You can see a sexy but scary looking woman standing on top of metallic rubble as if she was inside a ship she had just obliterated with her own bare hands*
STARTING COMMUNICATION
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Hello to all of you bunch of manky plug-ugly gormless knob-head wankers. I finally tracked down my husband and caught him by surprise in the barrier gate docks.
*Pauses* ... His ship is gone now. *picks up a piece of metal from the ground* This is it! *laughs maniacally*
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He's not dead. I decided to show him mercy today... but he's out for now. I'm contacting you airy-fairy gannet maggots because my husband implied I was incapable of looking out for anyone else but myself *starts shouting* SO I'M GOING TO PROVE HIM DEAD WRONG!
I hear you naff plonkers get a lot of jobs protecting people right?!... Then consider this my application to join your sorry excuse for a military group
*starts laughing condescendingly
Oh... and you better not decline my recruitment application or Soares' gets it!