Roleplay ?

[Athenian]

Well, bugger me with a fish-fork! What a senseless waste of time and energy. *dreamy look on face* ... reminds me of the Battle of Harris..... four of us crammed into a Challenger.... the entire Kusari Expeditionary Force on scanners ...no fuel or ammo....Harrison had dysentery.... we ended up fighting off three cruisers and a gunboat patrol using a pen...

Where was I?

Oh yes.

You horrible little men. Shut up the lot of you. No more posting until you've done three circuits of your home system with your cruise engines disabled and the thrusters off.

By Jingo, I'd have you all flayed on the back of my Templar with a nomad tentacle for a whip if I had my way. I may not be an "admin" as you call it, but by crikey I'll admin you all if you behave like that in Her Majesty's service.

If you want new recruits to learn, then lead 'em by example.

If someone is in a bigger ship, do what I did in Tau-31: soil your trousers, scream for help and run to the nearest jumpgate.

Sit up at back, that man.

Now Wilkins here makes the point that some people have better weapons than us. Well Wilkins, you nob, they might. But we have better pilots.

As for using other weapons. Wilkins, you twerp, where's your pride? I wouldn't use a del cid if it came with a free two week holiday on Gaia, contraceptives included.

You're afraid of losing, Jameson? That's why you wish we had "superfabulous" ships like you saw on holidays in the Omicrons? Well if it's fancy ships you want, then bugger off there and don't come back. See if you can order a nice steak and kidney pie in one of their famous monkey-run restaurants.

The way you chaps talk would make any new recruit want to do himself in.

Now behave and read this.

God Save the Queen.


Lieutenant Sir Roger Brinkley

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Former member of "the most paranoid group of people in the community"
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