Bretonian Armed Forces Defense Intelligence Staff (DIS) (iRP) (AO)

[Thunderer]

Message Class: Textual
Encryption: Medium
Priority: High (*Graves wants the command to see his surprising success*)
To: BAF DIS
From: Lieutenant Lowden Graves

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(The following text deliberately contains grammatical errors due to the condition of Graves' central nervous system. Although he sometimes excuses himself by claiming so, it has little to do with how many times he's hit his head off the cockpit when a mine struck his ship).

Eh up there chaps! I'm alive !! Got sent to Leeds today, didnt even know who was the enemy, assumed it were the froggies.... met some Casties shooting up commander Grahams ship. and the froggies were shooting all that pastry they are so proud of at them instead of us. I wanted to go frog hunting, but the commander requested cover, so i defended his ship. There were a few of our fighters too. we lost Victor first , but that buggers deserved it for ramming me ship in a lane, before ,in London. Had to take a completely new one god save the BMM for making quality pods. And the Queen. for being an honourable and righteous ruler. So we lost Victor and some bloke whose ship was called Tea-something. hurt me morale as I dont like losing tea, but i kept on fighting when everything was lost, like a true Bretonian. Eventually we shot them al down with the froggies help (blimey, those blokes can actually be useful sometimes). then they all wanted to have a go at me, but then most of them went to the sun corona for no apparent reason and burned down like their pastry when they get too busy making orgies with each other and forget its in the oven. Only Ambre Lachance remained, and some Corsairs. Commander Sutton was trying to establish communication with that wench while I had to fight against the three Corsairs. But using my superior training and skill at arms ,, I was able to overcome the aggressors. And their typically Sair sense of honour (they dueled me. sometimes.). The 1st one was a bit unlucky, got hit by a mine and then a missile i think, in a Centurion. I detonated the 2nd one's mine right into his muddy face with me last CD. The last mine I dropped destroyed the last one, but also me guns. Had to take a whole new set aboard Southampton. at least me ship was worth fixing, but barely. Captured a barrel of rum from one of them as a trophy, though. I've been drinking me trophy just now to alleviate the pain. Hit me head off the cockpit so many times when so many not really empathetic looking things happened to have an irresistible affection for me ship. Sutton told me to drink tea instead, but i dont have the dosh for that. A lieutenant's salary is so low.

PS: Have no idea what happened to Sutton, Graham, a Gateway fighter and a BHG fighter that were also there. They were left with Lachance, but i guess she fled or offered them free "services" in exchange for passage. I wish I could stay there, but me ship was barely holding together...

Hector Beltran down
Some random Sair down (wish he was alive so I could thank him for the bots)
Cesar Gutierrez down (bugger costed me all me guns, wish i could kill him again)

Lowden Graves
Only a Lieutenant
Bretonian Armed Forces

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