Coalition Recruitment [Defunct]

[Jeremy Hunter]

There was a small pause. Sasha Kirov looked at the man who gave the biggest load of poppycock since the obviously faked "Commissars Gone Wild" showed her french-kissing Commissar Sovetskya. Which was preposterous, she never French kissed Commissar Sovetskya. And as such, with all load of poppycock, she pressed an intercom.
"Get me the Boris."

Stepping around the desk, the ceiling opened, dropping a Boris-certified Coalition Shock Trooper Chainsaw Battleaxe, which was flicked on. Before the recruit could move, she brought it down, cleaving him in half and drenching herself in blood. Turning it off, she opened the door. "CLEANING CREW."
The smell of urine filled the air as recruits saw the blood-drenched commissar shouting.

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May you ever walk in the Light, Shizune.