According to one customer who overheard me sneeze from the backroom of the pizza shop I used to work at... who was on the PHONE giving an order, I sound like a dog barking. :|
I had nasal surgery when I was 13 (many years ago) and ever since then, my sneezes are hella loud. Is really embarrassing actually. Those of you who have heard me sneeze on TS before would more than likely agree with this statement.