Damn, can't anyone around here get out and fly a bit?
Once again I've got something for you guys.
So, we were flying through California, you know, taking some despicable Slaves up to Omicron Alpha.
You know, doing our part to keep the credits rolling, I'm saving up for an upgrade, something that will punch some holes in Liberty's Forces.
These two Outcasts stopped us.
One of them was in a Falcata and the other was a Ranseur.
So, they ask us if we need an escort.
We were like, hell yeah we need an escort!
Turns out, they weren't planning on escorting us.
We told them the Slaves that both of us were carrying were heading to Malta.
That we would be returning with Cardamine.
They didn't seem to care.
So we went ahead and paid them, thinking they would escort us.
They turned around and left.
Can you believe this?
Did someone forget to send them the memo that we're supposed to be Allies?
Well, we made it to Malta with all the Slaves intact.
We still made a good profit and both of us brought Cardamine back.
[11.10.2016 17:16:22] Fecske: Good evening!
[11.10.2016 17:16:25] {SR}Throttle: Greetings Junkers
[11.10.2016 17:16:34] Avander: hello
[11.10.2016 17:16:36] {SR}V-Twin: Kip: I should feel bad for these guys.
[11.10.2016 17:16:37] Fecske: Where are you doing here? *Smiles*
[11.10.2016 17:16:50] {SR}V-Twin: Kip: But I don't.
[11.10.2016 17:16:57] {SR}Throttle: oh just transportin' somewayward souls
[11.10.2016 17:17:26] Fecske: Do you want a escort?
[11.10.2016 17:17:29] Fecske: an*
[11.10.2016 17:18:11] Fecske: sir i ask for you
[11.10.2016 17:18:32] {SR}Throttle: sure why not
[11.10.2016 17:18:34] Fecske: pls stop the engines *Smiles*
[11.10.2016 17:18:54] {SR}Throttle: never know the rough scallywags we may run across
[11.10.2016 17:19:10] {SR}Throttle: we can pay 5m each fer you good lads
[11.10.2016 17:19:33] {SR}Throttle: shoot me again and i'll charge you not to kill you
[11.10.2016 17:20:05] {SR}Throttle: yeah, about that...
[11.10.2016 17:21:00] {SR}Throttle: you fellers know where this cargo is goin' right?
[11.10.2016 17:21:17] {SR}Throttle: and what we're bringing back
[11.10.2016 17:21:47] {SR}Throttle: your superiors will be very unhappy to hear about his little incident
[11.10.2016 17:22:01] Fecske: i said, stop the engines
[11.10.2016 17:22:05] Fecske: do you understand?
[11.10.2016 17:22:23] {SR}Throttle: and i made you an offer to escort us, to alpha. do you understand?
[11.10.2016 17:22:28] {SR}V-Twin: Kip: Wait, what is going on here?
[11.10.2016 17:22:48] {SR}Throttle: this here outcasts trying to shoot down a shipment headed to malta
[11.10.2016 17:22:58] {SR}Throttle: seems they growing tired of our support
[11.10.2016 17:23:07] Fecske: i asked for you, pay 4 million credits, for ascort, or we are shoots you down cause fun
[11.10.2016 17:23:21] Fecske: this is good deal "for me"
[11.10.2016 17:23:31] {SR}Throttle: and i offered you 5, while flying, and talking to you
[11.10.2016 17:23:45] {SR}Throttle: the money dont transfer itself ya know
[11.10.2016 17:24:03] Fecske: just write, /givecash or trade me for credits
[11.10.2016 17:24:15] Fecske: you have 30 secounds left
[11.10.2016 17:24:33] {SR}Throttle: i got a good mind to make you wait till we safely. SAFELY. arrive at malta
[11.10.2016 17:25:11] {SR}Throttle: but there ya go
[11.10.2016 17:25:19] Fecske: we have escorting for you guys, out of these cloud
[11.10.2016 17:25:34] {SR}Throttle: now if you'll excuse me, we'll be on our way
[11.10.2016 17:25:44] Fecske: okey, have a nice ninght
[11.10.2016 17:25:51] Avander: bye
[11.10.2016 17:25:52] Fecske: and safe fly gentlemans
[11.10.2016 17:25:59] {SR}Throttle: go fly into a ln battleship
[11.10.2016 17:26:17] {SR}V-Twin: Kip: Um, I'm pretty sure we just paid for escort services.
[11.10.2016 17:26:34] {SR}V-Twin: Kip: We're headed to the California Jump Gate.
[11.10.2016 17:26:47] {SR}Throttle: and im pretty sure they understand what i think of their idea of services
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