.:j:. JUNKER CONGRESS MESSAGE DUMP

[Tex.Mex]

>>>INCOMING TRANSMISSION<<<
Sender: Tex.Mex
Recipient: Junkers Congress
Location: Junker's Town, Puerto Rico
Signal strength: Kinda iffy...
Encryption: *SMACK* ok, it's workin' again

Howdy y'all!

I had just been busy runnin' some errands when I got a distress signal from a fellow Junker. He said he was in Texas in the scrap field, when a Hogosha named Jackie_Chan asked him if he wanted a massage, then proceeded to shoot him right out the sky. I hurried on over to collect the escape pod of the Junker, and found the same Hogosha still roamin' around the mining area. From our chat it was obvious he was there picking on soft miner targets. After a bit of a discussion he must've gotten bored and tried to shoot me down too, not noticing I'm not in a mining ship. I was forced to defend myself and managed to do so successfully, with nature having her say in the matter right at the end of the battle, ultimately finishing him off. Below y'all can find some guncam shots of the event, as well as the banter thrown around between us two.

Guncam Shots

Spoiler

[21.10.2016 19:01:54] Jackie_Chan: Konnichiwa
[21.10.2016 19:01:56] Death: Zugo10 was put out of action by a hostile vessel.
[21.10.2016 19:01:58] .:j:.Tex.Mex: lost scumbag?
[21.10.2016 19:02:18] Jackie_Chan: no just try find more scrap people
[21.10.2016 19:02:18] Death: CR|-Hellfire was put out of action by Rax (Gun).
[21.10.2016 19:02:24] Jackie_Chan: like you!
[21.10.2016 19:02:33] .:j:.Tex.Mex: well you found me
[21.10.2016 19:02:42] Jackie_Chan: waht some massage?
[21.10.2016 19:02:48] .:j:.Tex.Mex: now whats you gonna do about it
[21.10.2016 19:03:09] Death: Faxe was put out of action by a hostile vessel.
[21.10.2016 19:03:19] Jackie_Chan: well start with some gun shots then some larger ones
[21.10.2016 19:03:51] Jackie_Chan: lets start scrap man?
[21.10.2016 19:03:53] .:j:.Tex.Mex: lots of talk and no action
[21.10.2016 19:03:56] Death: Polly.Macaw was put out of action by [Knight]K.I.T.T (Gun).
[21.10.2016 19:05:39] Jackie_Chan: ehh
[21.10.2016 19:06:03] Death: Jackie_Chan suffered a self-inflicted catastrophic decompression.

Hopin' that's the last we see of him. We sure don't need that kinda negative experiences in the one place we Junkers can go to relax.

Laters
Tex.Mex