Im currently reading this in bed on my tablet at around 3:27am [what I am doing at this time is none of your beeswax ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ] and I wish I noticed this sooner and as a sound dev this is honestly quite upsetting how I didn't. If this works and fixes all my compression problems, I'll make sure to construct a shrine under your name basking in my bedroom skylight.
When I wake up, I'll give this a shot and see if I can get things ready for April fools and any other updates.