To: .:j:. Congress - Requested Report by .:j:.ScrapVulture

[Officially_that_Guy]

‡‡‡ Incoming Transmission
‡‡‡ Strength: 65%
‡‡‡ Encryption: En...what?
‡‡‡ Origin: Kepler, "Recycler[J]"
‡‡‡ Sender: "Johnathan Deez"
‡‡‡ Recipient: Junker Congress
‡‡‡ Subject: Reported Impostor

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Greetings, fellow Junker brothers.
I bring to you a report of a supposed "ally" and "supplier" of the Congress which i have met in the Kepler System while doing..."maintenance"...on one of the lane rings.

The callsign of said ship is "Sidonis", carrying a freelancer ID and IFF. He followed me to my location of...repairs and dropped out of the tradelane. Apparently he had a malfunction in his stabilizers, since some Toxic Waste seems to have gotten dislodged from his hold, falling into space, polluting the tradelane and posing a severe risk to traders using the lanes. The only sound course of action to take was obviously to remove said dislodged cargo.

Anyway, as people don't seem to appreciate the crucial work us junkers do, the pilot of said ship started to slander my ship's name and accused me of piracy, which was definately NOT the case as you can clearly see from my report.

The pilot continued to scream into my ears how he was an ally to the Junkers (right after calling me a pirate, mind you!), would report me to the Congress and threatened my very life.

As i support the noble goals of the Congress and would not want to interfere with your achievements, I immediately took it upon myself to verify or debunk the freelancer's story. As i tried to verify his story with .:j:.ScrapVulture, your close brother denied any connection to said individual and requested I send this report to you to prevent any misunderstandings.

Please find attached the thoroughly encrypted, unedited voice recordings of the incident. However, my recorder seems to be slightly faulty recently, i assume some faulty or loose wiring is the cause of this. My sincerest apologies.

Comms Log

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==ENCRYPTION PROTOCOL OMEGA - CONGRESS EYES ONLY==
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Local Comms
Private Comms


[31.10.2016 21:18:23] Recycler: Which lane do you need checked?
[31.10.2016 21:18:34] Sidonis: All way to New York is clear.
[31.10.2016 21:18:34] Samura|-Jaxa: Mia: to New York
[31.10.2016 21:18:41] Recycler: Ah, NY is clear
[31.10.2016 21:18:45] Recycler: Just came from there
[31.10.2016 21:18:49] Samura|-Jaxa: Mia: Thanks
[31.10.2016 21:18:50] Sidonis: Same with me.
[31.10.2016 21:19:21] Sidonis: It was splendid. Hmhmhmhm. Samura will enter that Rogue's trap.
[31.10.2016 21:19:35] Recycler: ...rogue?
[31.10.2016 21:19:40] Sidonis: *Smiles.*
<Trade lane activation detected>
<Trade lane disruption detected>
[31.10.2016 21:21:52] Sidonis: Hello again.
[31.10.2016 21:21:58] Recycler: huh...ye, hi
[31.10.2016 21:22:07] Sidonis: Hunting?
[31.10.2016 21:22:09] Recycler: nah
[31.10.2016 21:22:11] Recycler: ̗̮͔̈́̎̀͠͝u̸̢̫͉͕̯̤̟̐á̧̖̐ͭ̉̍̐ͭp̶̢͍̬ͧͤ́͋̑̃͛͐̄͠s͈̯̖ͪ́͟Ờ̦̲̫͚͍͐͑͋͢F̄̓̈̓͢҉̞̻A̍̃ͬ͌̄̋͊̓̄҉͏̰̟̪͓̠̳͟Ư͔̞̬̟̱̈̄͑̿̕A͖̹̩̟̩̝̺͗̇͌̓͗͋ͯO̴͚͎͖͇ͫ͜g̵̴͈͔͙̉ͧš̱̞̼̻̙̂ͬ̽̌ü̧ͭ̊͌̐ͪ̓͂̒͏͕͍̺ͅo͖͍ͭ̑̄͡g̳̠̘͎̻̅̈́ͣͥ̿̚h̙͖͍̮͉͒̑̂̑ͅjͨ̀͂͒̚҉̀͏̝̖̦̫̗͚̣a̹̰̯̩̦ͦ̌ͦ͂ü͉̖͙̘̱̜̫̠ͣͫ͒̄͜s̫͈̼͖̅͂̉o̸̶̸̱̱̲͈ͦ͛́ͅ
[31.10.2016 21:22:14] Sidonis: ș̶̟̙ͣ̂̏͌̒͂̎̚ͅg̵̸̪̲̝̪̰͎̐͗͗́̚à̦̖͍͖̏ͧ̽̏ͦ͒͘̕͠Ȃ̈͗͛ͯͬ̈́ͭͩ͏͇͚̣̬̪O̦̥̖̳͙͇̝̥͂ͅǐ̷̩͉̦̜̺̯͉̏͐ͩͭ̐ḳ͍̟̬̣ͯ̾̚ͅḩ͉̰̣̒͛̓̑ͮ̀̕͡p̟̼̜̟̑̊̍͒ͫ͢s̞̥̜̰͉ͤͭ̇ͤ̿a̡͈͉͚̘ͪͤ̎̑i͍̱̟̊ͬ͒̀̀͘g̨̗̣̪̲ͩͧ̓́h̭̱͓̰̝̯͖̫̬ͦ̍̈̇̄a̰͈͔̖̯͉̓͂ͥ̂ͮ̈̚͟pͣ͒̂̋ͯ҉̜͇̲̭̳͕̭̱s̺͍̜̾͌̓o̠͔ͧͥ̇ͦͮ̎͝͞ḟ̱̰̩͍̌͗͟͠ͅj̧̀͛̀̚҉̹ͅ
[31.10.2016 21:22:20] Recycler: ̵͍͚̯̾͋͋ͣͩ̔̓̚͜â̺̦̤̟̤͙͙͋͜ͅS͇̦̉ͮ̎̏̕A̧̨͖̭̼̖̯̝̜̰͂ͧḠ̢͕̜̳͔ͤ̎̋̈̽͞À̶͛̀͏̲͇̞̀ͅ
[31.10.2016 21:22:33] Sidonis: ̩͓̹̳͇͓͍̰ͪ̊̽̽͋ͧ̆̄͟g̅ͥ̋̆̒ͪͪͧ́҉̨̩͉̜̠a̴̢̰̗ͩ̔̑ͥų̲͉̥͉̟̟̈̽̀s̱ͧ͒͠͝ọ̴̡̮̣̼̹̆̽J̬̫̣̹̈ͬ̇̓Ḥ̪̗̻̱̳̆̂̒ͦ̍ͨ̚A͕͉͉͙͓̖ͭ̋ͅÜ̶̪͍̲̉̀̿ͧ̈́͌̀s̶̶̺͍͎̽̽̊͡ͅͅỏ̡͈̻̺͙̖̼̃̍͞h͈͕̭͉ͫͧͪ̊ͣͩ̓͠g̴̗̹̲̲͉̙͊̌̌ͭ̊̈͗a̵̜͔̣̋̈́͠
[31.10.2016 21:22:40] Recycler: ̗̮͔̈́̎̀͠͝u̸̢̫͉͕̯̤̟̐á̧̖̐ͭ̉̍̐ͭp̶̢͍̬ͧͤ́͋̑̃͛͐̄͠s͈̯̖ͪ́͟Ờ̦̲̫͚͍͐͑͋͢F̄̓̈̓͢҉̞̻A̍̃ͬ͌̄̋͊̓̄҉͏̰̟̪͓̠̳͟Ư͔̞̬̟̱̈̄͑̿̕A͖̹̩̟̩̝̺͗̇͌̓͗͋ͯO̴͚͎͖͇ͫ͜g̵̴͈͔͙̉ͧš̱̞̼̻̙̂ͬ̽̌ü̧ͭ̊͌̐ͪ̓͂̒͏͕͍̺ͅo͖͍ͭ̑̄͡g̳̠̘͎̻̅̈́ͣͥ̿̚h̙͖͍̮͉͒̑̂̑ͅjͨ̀͂͒̚҉̀͏̝̖̦̫̗͚̣a̹̰̯̩̦ͦ̌ͦ͂ü͉̖͙̘̱̜̫̠ͣͫ͒̄͜s̫͈̼͖̅͂̉o̸̶̸̱̱̲͈ͦ͛́ͅ
[31.10.2016 21:22:43] Sidonis: ș̶̟̙ͣ̂̏͌̒͂̎̚ͅg̵̸̪̲̝̪̰͎̐͗͗́̚à̦̖͍͖̏ͧ̽̏ͦ͒͘̕͠Ȃ̈͗͛ͯͬ̈́ͭͩ͏͇͚̣̬̪O̦̥̖̳͙͇̝̥͂ͅǐ̷̩͉̦̜̺̯͉̏͐ͩͭ̐ḳ͍̟̬̣ͯ̾̚ͅḩ͉̰̣̒͛̓̑ͮ̀̕͡p̟̼̜̟̑̊̍͒ͫ͢s̞̥̜̰͉ͤͭ̇ͤ̿a̡͈͉͚̘ͪͤ̎̑i͍̱̟̊ͬ͒̀̀͘g̨̗̣̪̲ͩͧ̓́h̭̱͓̰̝̯͖̫̬ͦ̍̈̇̄a̰͈͔̖̯͉̓͂ͥ̂ͮ̈̚͟pͣ͒̂̋ͯ҉̜͇̲̭̳͕̭̱s̺͍̜̾͌̓o̠͔ͧͥ̇ͦͮ̎͝͞ḟ̱̰̩͍̌͗͟͠ͅj̧̀͛̀̚҉̹ͅ
[31.10.2016 21:22:52] Sidonis: ̩͓̹̳͇͓͍̰ͪ̊̽̽͋ͧ̆̄͟g̅ͥ̋̆̒ͪͪͧ́҉̨̩͉̜̠a̴̢̰̗ͩ̔̑ͥų̲͉̥͉̟̟̈̽̀s̱ͧ͒͠͝ọ̴̡̮̣̼̹̆̽J̬̫̣̹̈ͬ̇̓Ḥ̪̗̻̱̳̆̂̒ͦ̍ͨ̚A͕͉͉͙͓̖ͭ̋ͅÜ̶̪͍̲̉̀̿ͧ̈́͌̀s̶̶̺͍͎̽̽̊͡ͅͅỏ̡͈̻̺͙̖̼̃̍͞h͈͕̭͉ͫͧͪ̊ͣͩ̓͠g̴̗̹̲̲͉̙͊̌̌ͭ̊̈͗a̵̜͔̣̋̈́͠
[31.10.2016 21:23:05] Recycler: ̴̱͈̳̆͋̉͆̋̽̐͒ḧ̴͈̼͕̲͈͍͛̋͛̚j̺̩͍̮̤̩͚ͮ̽̈́̎̐ë̛̤͖̜̅̈́̈̇ĥ̙̱̦̜̲̙̠̤̀j̵̶͙͙̝̰͕ͩ͗̓ȩ͇̮̪͙͉͛̄̎̚͢͢f̧͕̲̃ͥ͊̀ḑ̹̲̺͍͊̔ͮͯͤͣ͘h͎̩̙̯͕̝̺̙̻͌̊ͣ͗͒̋̀́j͐̍̌̋̏͏̵̪͙̙͝e̗͙̝͙̯͇ͬ̒ͭ̈́̈́fͩͪ͊ͭ̎͢҉̥̗̻̟̖h̷̭̹̦̱̣̩̀̅͠ͅj̸̶͚͖̒̃ͧ̈̐͑ͯ͆ȩ͙̜͕̻̮͕ͩ͆̈͂̈́̉̚͠f̩̩͍̦̩̍̊̀̃ͬ̌̈́̏͋̀h̡̞̓̀
[31.10.2016 21:23:18] Sidonis: Oi!
[31.10.2016 21:23:23] Sidonis: What are you doing!?
[31.10.2016 21:23:32] Sidonis: I'm ally to the Junkers, twat!
[31.10.2016 21:23:49] Sidonis: ͚͍͎̦͔̈́͑ͬͬ͆ģ̧͚̯̖̘̪ͧ̈ͅf̺̰͔̫̗̹͔̭̉̍̊̔̂ͮ̈́̐͜ş͖͉̟̠ͩͤ͗̀î̸̛̜͉̦̮̰͓͎͖̓͆̍̕ų̷̖̼͈ͣ͛̑̕oͥ̆̍̈ͫ҉͈̟̼g̷̨̪͉̝̝͚̈̒̓̋̅̃ͭͦͤhͥ͒̈͛̾̿̈́͢҉̜͕͍̥̮̱̗g̛̖͍̯̲̬̣͛͢͞ű̢̢̮͉̜͐͛g̺͉̓̎ͬ̊͒͑ͤ͢ͅs̼̖͚̤͛̍̕s̷̥͙͈̩̯̟̗̊ͬͣ̃̕͟g̷̺̙͍̤̬͖̙͉̉̈́͋̀
[31.10.2016 21:24:00] Recycler: ̴̱͈̳̆͋̉͆̋̽̐͒ḧ̴͈̼͕̲͈͍͛̋͛̚j̺̩͍̮̤̩͚ͮ̽̈́̎̐ë̛̤͖̜̅̈́̈̇ĥ̙̱̦̜̲̙̠̤̀j̵̶͙͙̝̰͕ͩ͗̓ȩ͇̮̪͙͉͛̄̎̚͢͢f̧͕̲̃ͥ͊̀ḑ̹̲̺͍͊̔ͮͯͤͣ͘h͎̩̙̯͕̝̺̙̻͌̊ͣ͗͒̋̀́j͐̍̌̋̏͏̵̪͙̙͝e̗͙̝͙̯͇ͬ̒ͭ̈́̈́fͩͪ͊ͭ̎͢҉̥̗̻̟̖h̷̭̹̦̱̣̩̀̅͠ͅj̸̶͚͖̒̃ͧ̈̐͑ͯ͆ȩ͙̜͕̻̮͕ͩ͆̈͂̈́̉̚͠f̩̩͍̦̩̍̊̀̃ͬ̌̈́̏͋̀h̡̞̓̀
[31.10.2016 21:24:13] Recycler: Good. now we can be friends.
[31.10.2016 21:24:28] Sidonis: You lazy fat-ass twat, I'll make Junker Congress know about it!
[31.10.2016 21:24:33] Recycler: About what?
[31.10.2016 21:24:48] Sidonis: About act of piracy towards one of their suppliers, obviously!
[31.10.2016 21:24:56] Recycler: You are a freelancer.
[31.10.2016 21:25:08] Sidonis: But I am friends with Junkers.
[31.10.2016 21:25:13] Recycler: Oh really?
[31.10.2016 21:25:16] Recycler: Got any proof?
[31.10.2016 21:25:19] Sidonis: *Flips a finger.* Abayo, looser.
[31.10.2016 21:25:40] Recycler: Until next time.


<Opening Coms with .:j:.ScrapVulture>

[31.10.2016 21:27:52] Recycler: Greetings. Apparently a "supplier" of the congress dropped some cargo. You think you could verify his Identity?
[31.10.2016 21:29:14] .:j:.ScrapVulture: Eh?
[31.10.2016 21:29:16] .:j:.ScrapVulture: What's the cargo?
[31.10.2016 21:29:26] Recycler: 20 Toxic waste he seems to be willing to curse me for.
[31.10.2016 21:29:33] Recycler: Callsign "Sidonis"


[31.10.2016 21:29:41] Recycler: Currently verifying your story.
[31.10.2016 21:29:49] Sidonis: And?
[31.10.2016 21:29:50] Recycler: I am in touch with the congress.


[31.10.2016 21:29:52] .:j:.ScrapVulture: No idea who that is.


[31.10.2016 21:29:56] Recycler: Stand by


[31.10.2016 21:30:06] .:j:.ScrapVulture: Though, that's a little....
[31.10.2016 21:30:10] .:j:.ScrapVulture: Concerning.


[31.10.2016 21:30:11] Recycler: Well, the congress says they have no idea who you are.
[31.10.2016 21:30:24] Sidonis: Oh, and why should I believe you in the first place?
[31.10.2016 21:30:27] Recycler: Then again i guess i was a little itchy on the 2̻͖̯͉̼͍̤̗̻̓͊́͞1̽́ͧ҉͇̻ư̜̼̦̻̈̂̀ͫ̕͜ǎ̛̟̯̟͍͈̾̎̃ͩ̽̇̐ü̫̩̮ͭ̔̀̀̒ͬ́ͨ͝s̟͋̂̐͋͗̂̿̊͠ŏ̴̝̘̜̉̇ͬ͘g̗͙̥̖͖̬͂̈̓̂̍ͅh̵̡͙̫̰̻̱̤͉̽ͥ̊ͥ̔̈̌̈̕a͕̤͈̤̭̞̟̤̯͂̓̈́ͦͥ̊ṳ̸͓̜̈̆̀ͥ͟͞sͨ҉͍͙̺͓̭̯̹̀o̸̯͈̒̑ͫ͊͌̌͢. I offer you an apology
[31.10.2016 21:30:39] Sidonis: No apology will ever be accepted, Junker.
[31.10.2016 21:30:48] Recycler: Well, thats fine by me.
[31.10.2016 21:30:53] Sidonis: You got into wrong side of me.
[31.10.2016 21:30:58] Sidonis: And you... will suffer.


[31.10.2016 21:31:16] Recycler: Well, if he cannot strap down his cargo properly i doubt he is an ally of yours, to be honest.
[31.10.2016 21:31:21] Recycler: He keeps threatening me from afar.
[31.10.2016 21:31:32] .:j:.ScrapVulture: What's the threats he's slinging at you?
[31.10.2016 21:31:45] Recycler: He would report me to the congress, i would suffer, and the like
[31.10.2016 21:31:59] .:j:.ScrapVulture: So let me get this straight.
[31.10.2016 21:32:04] .:j:.ScrapVulture: You aren't a Congress member.
[31.10.2016 21:32:10] Recycler: That is correct.
[31.10.2016 21:32:19] .:j:.ScrapVulture: And yet this idiot has the gall to say he'll report you to the people you aren't among.
[31.10.2016 21:32:44] .:j:.ScrapVulture: Take guncams, take logs, bring it up with us.
[31.10.2016 21:32:44] Recycler: Heh, i support what the Congress strives to achieve, so i was just making sure i was not interfering.
[31.10.2016 21:32:56] .:j:.ScrapVulture: We're trying to -export- toxic waste.
[31.10.2016 21:33:09] .:j:.ScrapVulture: Stuff's leaking.
[31.10.2016 21:34:43] Recycler: I heard of a nice location near manhattan...if you drop it in orbit its just gone.
[31.10.2016 21:37:02] .:j:.ScrapVulture: Just remove the Toxic Waste.
[31.10.2016 21:37:08] .:j:.ScrapVulture: Report the guy to us, he's a problem waiting to happen.
[31.10.2016 21:37:27] Recycler: Roger, currently working on the guncam

My guncam is slightly damaged, but if you deem it absolutely necessary to verify this report I will do my best to try and shake the data out of it.

I hope I have been of assistance in bringing this to you and I wish you safe skies and good scrap,
John Deez of the Maintenance Gunship "Recycler"

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