EVE

[Magoo!]

EVE is boring. Point, click. Right click, set circling radius. Select weapons, set weapons. Click. Right click, set speed. Wait three minutes. Boom! Yay! No.

Really though, when the tutorial covers very vaguely as to how to play the game... It doesn't really flow. How do I mine? Meh... How do I buy new ships? Meh... How do I do ANYTHING? Other than fly halfway across the 700 system universe and get paid 200 credits and continue your monotonous missions between your two "contacts".

Much more, with the outrageously large universe, I've only ever seen like, three players in one place and nobody ever uses the chat box. It's basically a solo game unless you go hardcore and join a clan. Like... Like... HAAAYYLOO! Double tap, hotkeys, BR, melee, teabag, stick, beat down, assassinate, snipe, and triple kill! Whoooo...

Not being able to directly control your ship is a major turn-off, though.