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Sender: Tex.Mex
Recipient: Mr Deez...nuts, I forgot yer first name *ponders*
Location: Junker's Town, Puerto Rico
Signal strength: Kinda iffy...
Encryption: *SMACK* ok, it's workin' again
Howdy Mr Deez!
I been startin' to think we ain't never gonna gonna hear from ya, but seems Christmas came early this year. Ya sure gone done some respectable work cleanin' up after that varmin, droppin' such highly dangerous substances in lanes frequented by civilians, and that in the name of haulin' stuff fer Congress too? Heck, if we was people that invested much value in shiny things, I'd write to some high-ups to see if we could give you a medal.
Now, personally I hadn't done much flyin' with ya, but I have heard some stories doin' the rounds as we seem to be frequenting the same haunts and holes in the wall after trips, an' I must say so far I've liked what I heard. Ya seem to have the right stuff to make it far in this here industry of ours, and I would be the last to stand in the way of anyone tryin' to better themselves.
One thing ya need to remember though, we is a humble people. We don't command respect, we don't force respect. We keep our head down and we work on earnin' respect and trust of all those around us. Time has learned us that ya can sometimes please all the people, all the times please some of the people, but ya ain't never gonna please all the people all the time. Someone, somewhere will always hate you, and disrespect you, no matter who you are or what you do. We have our ways of dealin' with people like that without losin' the respect of the people that took the time to know the real us, and appreciate the dangerous work we do to keep others safe.
Now, as you yerself said, ya ain't yet got yerself someone to vouch fer you in the Congress. Goin' by what I've seen and heard of you so far that shouldn't be a hard feat for you to accomplish. Diplomacy is one of the strong points of any good Junker, and what better place to test that skill than in-house. Spend some time with our guys, you'll be sure to find some reflecting on their lives while cleanin' up the scrap field in Texas, or hangin' out in the bar at Junker's Town, or haulin' stuff of all shapes and sizes all over Sirius. Ya already put yer foot in the stirrup by sendin' us yer letter, now get one of the boys to help ya into the saddle. After that we can see if you can ride with the big boys.
Best of luck to ya, partner. Hopin' to hear from ya with good news soon.
