Press Release

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Matt Myer's hulking form mounts the podium, for once his usually jovial face a thunderhead. Rumors spoke of him having quite a temper on serious matters. He speaks, his voice quivering with rage. The CNN reporters record every word.

"I've recently been informed that ships containing false LPI IFFs, or in this case" he says, glancing down, "real ones..." his voice breaks a little.

A report moves to ask a question, but Matt silences him with a glance. "LPI-Colin.Guy, LPI-Judy.Jackson[S], LPI-Jordan.SweetTooth, and Ross.Polo (who was in a Lane Hacker Gunship!) were recently spotted in Tau 37, attacking Cardamine shipping. If an explanation is not given soon, they will be discharged from the LPI if they were already in, and Ross.Polo is demanded to sell the ship, and turn himself over to the LPI authorities, pending charges of impersonating an officer, and that's the least of it. All four of them are hereby under arrest."

He waddles off the podium, and away, amid barraging questions from the reporters.

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