Oh for Katz' sake...The Commissar groaned as he was interrupted from his reading once again, his eyes darted up past his reading material and what he saw was...not impressive. Yet another muppet. His expression turned dull and impassive as he stared down the newcomer, not giving away a single emotion as both Commissar and Applicant stared eachother down for a full minute. The atmosphere was thick with tension as the impassive gaze of the Commissar bored into the muppet...
After another minute of silence his tone turned ice cold with a simple"Sit" as he went back to reading, waiting for the man to sit down.
He waited yet another minute more before he spoke once again, his gaze not leaving his reading material, almost as if he considered the man across from him unworthy of even gazing upon.
"You are seeking to join the Army...I get muppets like you every now and then, they think joining the army is a grand thing and that they can become heroes..." he stated, letting him soak in this statement before sharply continuing his tirade."If you are thinking of joining the Army for Glory I suggest you reconsider that promptly, the Army is the front line against the tyranny of the Houses, we fight to spread our cause to all those in need of the Red Banner and it's comfort, tell me just for the-" He scoffs for a moment"- Record...Why are you enlisting to join the Revolutionary Army?"