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Comm ID: Matt Myers

I guess this calls for an emergency chapter in the Field Manual addressing NEVER LEAVING LIBERTY SPACE EVER!!!!! NEVER EVER! You want to take bribes? I do na care! But you do them IN LIBERTY! Do you have any IDEA what a fiasco this could turn out to be? DO YOU? I have half a mind to kick Judy out of the SWAT and into a Patriot, and to demote the other two o' you to cleaning the restrooms here for the rest of forever!

Ross Polo, this is the head honcho of the LPI! You show some respect. As it is, you're under arrest for impersonating an officer o' da law, then undergoing conduct unbeffiting an officer, THEN leading a group of rogue officers to hostile territory, need I go on? I want the lot o' you in my office for proper disciplinary action, if I don't just kick da lot o' ya out!

Bottom line: our ships never ever ever leave Liberty. Ever. Bringin' reproach on da good name o' da LPI like that is NOT accepted here.

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