Press Release

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Comm ID: Matt Myers

Slapping on an LPI transponder and IFF bestows the responsibilities and regulations of the LPI, whether you be LPI- or not. People see LPI, and immediately think of us, even when the lot o' ya are a disgrace. Good riddance to ya, and if ya ever show yer ugly mug around Liberty, we gonna get so many Crown Vics on ya dat ya won't know what hit ya. Mayhap e'en da Rusty Donut'll make a debut appearance, once we can get some engines, instead of havin' everyone row wi' oars...

And... err.... whuzza Malaclypse? Eris? Wut dat?

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