The Audio Log of a Bullet Sponge

[Typrop]

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<<<LOGTITLE: Unfortunate circumstances and incompetence.>>>

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"Kill me."
The pilot makes several different gestures, indicative of suicide.
"Because, thanks to the glories of hindsight, I've come to realize that... Well, I'm brutally incompetent at nearly every single task I do."
"Join Congress, cause large amounts of political turmoil just from the way I act and speak. Become the eyes and ears for an alien collective, manage to blow my cover."
The pilot then proceeds to start clawing at the back of his head.
"And now, not only do I feed information to the Order just by being at the wrong place at the wrong time, I get shot at by other Nomads for next to no real reason, and this thing's sense of humor just kills it for me."
The pilot starts tapping the center of the mask with his middle finger's knuckle.
"We gotta shape up, or get lost in the dust."
The pilot shrugs briefly.
"Get a name change, eh? Why not?"
"Just gotta think of one."

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