Adrian, huh? That was an awfully quick response to our announcement. Seems a bit shifty to me but we need some shifty people like you in our ranks. You have been accepted, head on over to Ouray and get yourself set up. We'll be keeping a close eye on you.
Oh wait, another one? The hell is going on over here...
Lucas, well, you seem a bit too new but that's a good thing. You still got something to prove and not much to lose. Consider yourself accepted but we will also be keeping a close eye on you. Get on over to Ouray and set yourself up.
The f... Well, damn...
Steve? You're good at shooting people? Hmm, well I guess we need some crackshots in our ranks but keep that trigger finger under control. We don't want to have to watch our asses with you around. You are accepted, get on over to Ouray and set yourself up. We will be expecting some good things from you.
Okay, this is starting to seem like some sorta bullsh...
Riley, you haven't read the unstoppable truth? You better read up on this, son. We will give you the grace to read it while under our ranks but you will be a hatchling longer as a result. You gotta know what we're about before you can fly our flag. You are accepted for now. Get your crap together and move over to Ouray. We'll see you there.
Those effing bartenders... Well, to all the recent applicants, make sure you are ready for this. We aren't some lowlife thugs that just kill for fun. We have a job, one that only we can do and that is to free Liberty from this foreign scum that steals our money, our jobs and our freedom from us.