The Lane Hackers | Internal Comms

[Grubozaboyschikov]

...hack.initiated...connecting.to.Spyglass.Network...decryption.in.progress...
...Infiltrator.Grubozaboyschikov.recognized...transmission.encrypted...
...uploading.data...

What a pleasant several days it has been.
A few weeks... I suppose? I shall do my best to recount the most interesting events.

I had some good enjoyment pirating victims these past few days.

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Interrogation with DSE

[06.01.2017 17:22:41] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Greetings trader, you are to stop and say completely still. Failure to do so will result in your defragmentation.
[06.01.2017 17:26:43] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Huh...
[06.01.2017 17:26:50] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Now what do we have here?
[06.01.2017 17:27:32] DSE)ERT-Maryland: Err, what do you want?
[06.01.2017 17:27:38] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Seems like a caught you with your pants down?
[06.01.2017 17:27:50] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: What I want is a small donation/
[06.01.2017 17:27:53] DSE)ERT-Maryland: No, not really
[06.01.2017 17:28:06] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: If you run... i will fire
[06.01.2017 17:28:14] DSE)ERT-Maryland: You probably are going to anyway
[06.01.2017 17:28:26] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: not if you hand over... 500,000?
[06.01.2017 17:28:31] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: credits... to be percise.
[06.01.2017 17:28:50] DSE)ERT-Maryland: Hmm, I'm not sure if my insurance will cover that. Give me a minute while I make a call
[06.01.2017 17:29:17] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: for your sake, i hope your insurance values your life and the lives on board.
[06.01.2017 17:29:35] DSE)ERT-Maryland: I'm not sure if you are familiar with Interspaces policies...
[06.01.2017 17:29:46] DSE)ERT-Maryland: But let's just say people are not their priority
[06.01.2017 17:29:50] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: I advise you to make up your mind quick before i loose my temper.
[06.01.2017 17:29:57] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Oh really?
[06.01.2017 17:30:02] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Tell me more about this.
[06.01.2017 17:30:33] /time
[06.01.2017 17:30:33] 2017-01-06 17:30:31 SMT
[06.01.2017 17:30:47] DSE)ERT-Maryland: All I know is that they are a pain in the ass
[06.01.2017 17:30:55] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Your company doesnt care about workers?
[06.01.2017 17:30:57] DSE)ERT-Maryland: And if your life is in danger, bummer
[06.01.2017 17:31:03] DSE)ERT-Maryland: h, my company does
[06.01.2017 17:31:10] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Well be quick then.
[06.01.2017 17:31:24] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Im being quite merciful asking for so little... pocket change to you.
[06.01.2017 17:31:26] DSE)ERT-Maryland: They forwarded me the money so we can deal with insurance later

It was quite wonderful. They generously gave to The Lane Hacker cause... or was it fear and respect towards me? Who knows

Those that did not respect me, got punished swiftly.
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Further on, I was continuing my piracy with Mr.Chang. We had been interogating a DSE) up until they brought heavy reinforcment. At this point, I took the transport as hostage, though the DSE did not understand how powerful I was. The transport died quickly, and I took off, while Mr. Julius Gorner also tried to flee. I managed to escape while he didn't, but I did not leave him to the ravens. Returning with my vindicator, I helped him escape while telling him what to do and coaching him to not give up. Once he ran away, I took it on myself to get away as well.
I was doing very well up until an =LSF= showed up, in which case I was in need of help. I called for Mr. Julius Gorner and he traveled towards me. I could have made it to Alcatraz in time too, but that Captain Kahl.... See for yourself!
In any case, my Vindicator is in the hangar on Alcatraz for major repairs after being scrapped up. The Tarsus Cannon has fallen off... so it will be a while. That order defector will pay.
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I had the pleasure of flying with Mr. Chang on a piracy mission too. You can see here that we have found the spot in Kansas where there is a mine field and active miners around. We got ore from the hegemon which sells for a nice price at Kyoto. 20 million for the load.

Interrogation with DSE

[06.01.2017 18:47:16] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Ahhh
[06.01.2017 18:47:26] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: What is this?
[06.01.2017 18:47:48] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: You going to run, or will you co-operate?
[06.01.2017 18:48:03] DSE)C-25.Altair: I'm empty, so whatever
[06.01.2017 18:48:03] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Hold still
[06.01.2017 18:48:06] LH~Dr.Julius.Gorner: back
[06.01.2017 18:48:06] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Or I will shoot.
[06.01.2017 18:48:18] DSE)C-25.Altair: What is it you want?
[06.01.2017 18:48:20] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Beautiful... was that so hard?
[06.01.2017 18:48:31] DSE)C-25.Altair: what are you talking about?
[06.01.2017 18:48:35] DSE)C-25.Altair: I just stopped
[06.01.2017 18:48:37] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Hmmm
[06.01.2017 18:48:39] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Yes yes.
[06.01.2017 18:48:41] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Good
[06.01.2017 18:48:50] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Now then... what is it you are doing?
[06.01.2017 18:49:12] DSE)C-25.Altair: Talking to a Lane Hacker in the middle of Magellan system, obviusly
[06.01.2017 18:49:24] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Ah a smart one....
[06.01.2017 18:49:29] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Just lovely.
[06.01.2017 18:49:37] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: No, you inconherant lowlife.
[06.01.2017 18:49:43] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Where are you going.
[06.01.2017 18:50:10] DSE)C-25.Altair: I just told you, what else do you want?
[06.01.2017 18:50:20] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: You didnt tell me where you are going.
[06.01.2017 18:50:29] DSE)C-25.Altair: right
[06.01.2017 18:50:31] DSE)C-25.Altair: Freeport
[06.01.2017 18:50:41] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Ah just the freeport? What for?
[06.01.2017 18:51:07] DSE)C-25.Altair: I had a meeting scheduled with my business associates
[06.01.2017 18:51:16] DSE)C-25.Altair: I'm late now, so whatever...
[06.01.2017 18:51:24] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Oh you do, do you? What is it about?
[06.01.2017 18:52:18] DSE)C-25.Altair: Private business
[06.01.2017 18:52:25] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: What's the meeting about, you lackey lapdog?
[06.01.2017 18:52:27] DSE)C-25.Altair: What's it to you?
[06.01.2017 18:52:31] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: I asked you a question.
[06.01.2017 18:52:34] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Now answer me.
[06.01.2017 18:52:53] Howard.Shaw: Hello doctor.
[06.01.2017 18:52:54] LH~Dr.Julius.Gorner: The sight I have been desparate for!
[06.01.2017 18:53:02] LH~Dr.Julius.Gorner: Greetings gentleman!
[06.01.2017 18:53:07] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Don't me a ninnyhammer.
[06.01.2017 18:53:11] DSE)C-25.Altair: Negotiations on getting a ship got my side project
[06.01.2017 18:53:14] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: be* cough*
[06.01.2017 18:53:17] LH~Dr.Julius.Gorner: Should you find this one of no interest to you, can I have him?
[06.01.2017 18:53:25] /time
[06.01.2017 18:53:25] 2017-01-06 18:53:22 SMT
[06.01.2017 18:53:35] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: I am still questioning him.
[06.01.2017 18:53:44] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Now then... what ship is this?
[06.01.2017 18:53:46] LH~Dr.Julius.Gorner: I have uncontrollable desire to test out some procedures and I need volonteer.
[06.01.2017 18:54:01] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Very well... Julius you can take over.
[06.01.2017 18:54:12] LH~Dr.Julius.Gorner: No, please, finish.
[06.01.2017 18:54:29] LH~Dr.Julius.Gorner: My methods involve taking his body parts apart.
[06.01.2017 18:54:34] A/)-ACV-Eidolon.Wraith: <:: ... ::>
[06.01.2017 18:54:39] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: I am interested about his dear ship he is talking about.
[06.01.2017 18:54:40] LH~Dr.Julius.Gorner: He will be of no use to you once I am done with him.
[06.01.2017 18:54:50] LH~Dr.Julius.Gorner: Please finish your business with him then.
[06.01.2017 18:55:10] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: You seem to be quiet.
[06.01.2017 18:55:17] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Do these new contact come to your aid?
[06.01.2017 18:55:22] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Do they?
[06.01.2017 18:55:23] LH~Dr.Julius.Gorner: Who's that? give him no time, quick act before his backup comes.
[06.01.2017 18:55:32] A/)-ACV-Eidolon.Wraith: <:: Negatory. ::>
[06.01.2017 18:55:34] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Hey! I am speaking to you. Altair!!!
[06.01.2017 18:55:40] DSE)C-25.Altair: Wait!
[06.01.2017 18:55:50] LH~Dr.Julius.Gorner: Hello ladies over there, how about you leave this sapce?
[06.01.2017 18:55:51] DSE)C-25.Altair: The transmissions are too slow
[06.01.2017 18:55:51] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: You selfish pet! You will answer my question!
[06.01.2017 18:56:00] DSE)C-25.Altair: Okay! Okay!
[06.01.2017 18:56:06] LH~Dr.Julius.Gorner: It is out of your business.
[06.01.2017 18:56:10] A/)-ACV-Eidolon.Wraith: <:: Yet /your/ interest in harvesting organs is noted. ::>
[06.01.2017 18:56:12] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: You continue to be a scamp and a shill and I will treat you like one.
[06.01.2017 18:56:31] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: You know waht you are, DSE?
[06.01.2017 18:56:32] LH~Dr.Julius.Gorner: I am flattered by your interest in me.
[06.01.2017 18:56:45] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: A comeplete lowlife. The bottom of the barrel.
[06.01.2017 18:56:54] LH~Dr.Julius.Gorner: But I have no interest in you, this one overhere pokes my curiousity.
[06.01.2017 18:57:01] DSE)C-25.Altair: yeah, whatever makes you happy, you self-righteous punk...
[06.01.2017 18:57:10] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: I just heard from your other coorporate weasel that your organisations do not care about your life.
[06.01.2017 18:57:22] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: If you get pirated, they wave it off and call insuarance.
[06.01.2017 18:57:28] LH~Dr.Julius.Gorner: My my, insulting already, how sad.
[06.01.2017 18:58:02] LH~Dr.Julius.Gorner: You should be more cooperative.
[06.01.2017 18:58:03] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: You attempt to insult a superior to you again and you will be sorry, you wretched filth.
[06.01.2017 18:58:33] DSE)C-25.Altair: Whatever. I was going to get a ship for a venture mining project
[06.01.2017 18:58:34] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Do you know what you are a part of?
[06.01.2017 18:58:43] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: The commercial Aligarchy of Liberty.
[06.01.2017 18:58:46] LH~Dr.Julius.Gorner: I doubt his tiny brain can process sophisticated information.
[06.01.2017 18:58:58] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Good. A ship for mining. Where are you going to mine?
[06.01.2017 18:59:20] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Tell me now, you smellfungus.
[06.01.2017 18:59:36] DSE)C-25.Altair: You know how the corporations work. I get point one, then I get info on Point 2
[06.01.2017 18:59:48] DSE)C-25.Altair: Once I seal the deal, I get the location
[06.01.2017 18:59:49] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Who is in charge, then?
[06.01.2017 18:59:50] LH~Dr.Julius.Gorner: That's the only thing you are capable of.
[06.01.2017 19:00:03] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Who gives you the orders?
[06.01.2017 19:00:08] LH~Dr.Julius.Gorner: Oh his buddy comes.
[06.01.2017 19:00:10] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: get the other DSE
[06.01.2017 19:00:16] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: oh a GB
[06.01.2017 19:00:20] DSE)M-10.Wolverine: So what the hell is going on here?
[06.01.2017 19:00:31] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Ah excellent.
[06.01.2017 19:00:37] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: You have here a hostage situation.
[06.01.2017 19:00:42] DSE)M-10.Wolverine: Attention all friendly assets, Hackers ransoming civilians on the land from PF4 to Cali
[06.01.2017 19:00:44] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Fire and behave, and he lives.
[06.01.2017 19:00:46] LH~Dr.Julius.Gorner: Your friend shows a potential to be my willing test subject.
[06.01.2017 19:00:59] LH~Dr.Julius.Gorner: If he refuses to cooperate!
[06.01.2017 19:01:00] Howard.Shaw: First time I've ever seen a DSE gunboat...
[06.01.2017 19:01:03] DSE)M-10.Wolverine: I suggest you Eff off
[06.01.2017 19:01:11] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Now then... It apears you called for support and that made you be quiet
[06.01.2017 19:01:18] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: I will remember this
[06.01.2017 19:01:20] LH~Dr.Julius.Gorner: Careful with threats, life of your buddy is at stake.
[06.01.2017 19:01:23] DSE)M-10.Wolverine: So what's it going to be?
[06.01.2017 19:01:23] LH~Dr.Julius.Gorner: another gb
[06.01.2017 19:01:28] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Pay us both 2 million for your insulance
[06.01.2017 19:01:30] CONSOLE: Possible cheating detected: zyalle
[06.01.2017 19:01:34] DSE)C-25.Altair: Yeah, or maybe you just keep asking different questions!
[06.01.2017 19:01:38] LH~Dr.Julius.Gorner: I suggest we blow up transport and leave.
[06.01.2017 19:01:38] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: you 20 seconds.
[06.01.2017 19:01:39] DSE)M-10.Wolverine: You going to pay me to let you leave here instead?
[06.01.2017 19:01:44] DSE)M-10.Wolverine: How about 5 million?
[06.01.2017 19:01:46] DSE)M-22.Locust: so
[06.01.2017 19:01:46] DSE)M-10.Wolverine: Each
[06.01.2017 19:01:54] DSE)M-10.Wolverine: No?
[06.01.2017 19:01:57] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: 12 seconds before pooof.
[06.01.2017 19:01:58] Howard.Shaw: My my...
[06.01.2017 19:02:04] LH~Dr.Julius.Gorner: Weapons ready.
[06.01.2017 19:02:06] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Anialation
[06.01.2017 19:02:09] DSE)M-10.Wolverine: Suits me
[06.01.2017 19:02:11] Howard.Shaw: Weapons hot!
[06.01.2017 19:02:12] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: Nothing?
[06.01.2017 19:02:13] A/)-ACV-Eidolon.Wraith: [They watch the situation go down. ]
[06.01.2017 19:02:17] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: fine
[06.01.2017 19:02:22] LH~Dr.Julius.Gorner: My my I am so exicted, gonna get new test subject!!!
[06.01.2017 19:02:23] Adrian.Riker: Oh, this looks nice.
[06.01.2017 19:02:33] Adrian.Riker: Money is very nice.
[06.01.2017 19:02:34] Death: DSE)C-25.Altair was put out of action by LH~Grubozaboyschikov. (Missile/Torpedo).
[06.01.2017 19:02:35] Adrian.Riker: Who dies first>
[06.01.2017 19:02:37] /ttoire
[06.01.2017 19:02:57] Adrian.Riker: You. You die first. Let's do this.
[06.01.2017 19:03:02] LH~Grubozaboyschikov.: A poor hostage display

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What is more rewarding is our event with the IND. I had stalked him and caught him in Cambridge. His tactics of escaping did not work until the end when he lost my range in the asteroid field. He taunted me at the battleship there, but I still gave him a beating. Mr.Chang arrived to distract fire as well, and together we humiliated the IND's efforts. An OSC ship even came to help but in the end both fled to the docking ports. Nothing can stop The Lane Hackers!
<File 8>

Today, I had the pleasure of pirating 4 DSE at once. With little effort as well. I believe I have found their weakness.
It is time to give them pain and suffering.
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...encryption.in.progress...disconnecting.from.network...hack.terminated...