Kahbahjj squinted at the form is hand; 'Jowk? who this 'ere fewl be callin a jowk?'
He tore the printout up and took a swig from his flask.
'My mama wuz raht about these here Zeeners! they is a bit slow... lemme try summin else.'
He grabbed his holopad and hastily scribbled his reply.
'Deaar Zeener boss. This aint no Joke, ma mama dun likes them cabbages so she done named me after one. Ah think yew is discrimunatin aginst the wrong feller here! I is one bad mutha and ah will fits reeeaaal good in yer little gang oh misfits! Please go on home to yer wife/sister..whatever and git some council before yew rejects me!'
So long sucker.
Kahbahjj (son of Kahbohjj son of KahLehtahs)