/r/crapRP

[Dave Synk]

Inspired from the subreddits shittyAskScience and shittyNoSleep, start a chain of crappy RP you encountered ingame, or any form of it. I'll start.
------

"Log firs entry .

Hi journel its me, actuall its no journel its just some writting up lol cuz im bored, hah. So anyway hi, log, it's me. So yesterday i went to this place it was a new bar but really yeah. So then I take the elevating to see if my friend is there. And then, I saw. It was. Morning. And i was like why its happens to me everyday this but sometimes not hahaa. I'm a vegan also. Actually I lied lol, I eat meat cuz I hate plants, they are like stupid lol. Anyway, then some guy came to me and wanted to take me out, actually it was a woman lol, I dont date boys lol, im no gay wtf.

So we flew in the ships so hard, until we almost hit the sun. I swer its so real. Damn, never look at your own plaything when u space fly lmao. So we then we drinking some Liberty Ale cuz she wanted some whiskey but I was like "No way bic, im no rich man" and then she said "I dont date gays." and then I said "But im no gays, i dont lick wtf." So i gave her an ale she didn't wanted it but I beat her lol cuz I got pissed and insulted lol. That was right to do, who she to tell me im poor, ale is good. So i beat her and then an officer came to me and he's like "Lol man what u do" and me "Lol officer i just couldnt hear" and he "Yeah lol true bro" and he beat her too hahaha. I guess bic got what she wanted.

She said shed date me again. Can't wait, i think ill taken her to resteraunt next time.

Bye log, lol"

---

Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
- Sovereign