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sand riches 2: thus they proceeded once more

tal "underscore" ravis sat in the cafe waiting for komachi kurosawa

she enters the cafe soaking wet bc there was rain slowing her down which is a poor excuse for omicega forgetting that there was a new rp thread and taking a day to reply

they talk about stuff

"komachi we are getting paid to go to the place and get the thing again" tal said, drinking his coffee because they asked him if he wanted unsweetened tea instead but he isnt unamerican scum so he didn't settle for less

"*generic snarky reply here*" said komachi

"*wow komachi is such a jerk*" thought tal but mama raised a soldier not a bitch so he shrugged it off like the manly man that he was

a passive aggressive paragraph that shows tal doesnt have a high opinion of komachi

haha she got rained on sucker haha

tal pulls some documents out of his ass because this was originally just a meme story idea from teamspeak but omicega pressured him into making it so now he has to make up a basic plot that's probably just straight up lifted from another IP but idiots will praise t0l for le haha meme anyways

"komachi we have to go here and get these things" said tal as he pointed to a resized 500x500 artifacted jpg that he printed out

"but why" asked komachi, who was skeptical because omicega was skeptical over how theyd actually finish an rp for once

"because we get lots of money" said tal who oorply knew that this rp was going nowhere so he herded komachi into leaving

"i can tell you more later" he said as he stuffed the sektit documents))) back up his ass and got up to leave

they walk outside and tal has a flashback to when he was a kid but now he as an adult and mama raised a soldier not a bitch so he didnt tear up but he wanted to but boys dont cry so he didnt but the wave of feels was overpowering but he was a hardened member of the untied status marin crops so he didnt cry

komachi asks tal about eliza and tal spits out his coffee because thats what omicega wanted me to write so i did

tal and komachi sit around for a month because t0l isnt motivated enough to make a reply but when he does he reveals that it was time to show these bitches who the man and that tal discreetly pimphanded komachi which totally isnt domestic abuse

tal then talks about how little he cares about eliza because im sick of vasko's bs

now im gonna wait 6 months for omicega to make a reply again so we can go make more roleplay

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