Agent-23

[KandySingular]

The CorbySchapelle had just exited the Texas side of the New York/Texas jump gate. They were getting ready to line up with the trade lanes and lock in for the the short ride to planet Houston.

"Hey Captain man, we gots some new contact on de scanners. ah' kint make out whut type uh ship it be dough man." Dick Tricky was working the scanners and navigation.
"What do ya' mean ya' kint make it out. Dude, do yo' job o' ah' gotss'ta t'gotss'ta find someone dat kin do it. You a chump ass fool if ya tink I wont...." Suave Charlie´s tirade was cut short by the communication speakers coming alive.

[27.03.2017 11:09:15] Wilde.Jaguarundi: "Hold it over there!"
[27.03.2017 11:09:30] Wilde.Jaguarundi: "This is LSF Gamma 3."
[27.03.2017 11:09:47] Wilde.Jaguarundi: "Hold your vessel for a moment. Scanning.."

"Hell, ah' guess we know now whut kind'a damn ship it is, uh Dick Tricky. Slap mah fro Man, you about as use full as a box of nailholes." Suave Charlie said with exasperation in his tone.
"No Man no, ah' swear dis aint some honky pigs officer, no way no how Man." Dick Tricky said, defending himself.

"What eva' man, we are here now so's lets get on wid it, jimmey some channel t'dis pig" Suave Charlie was pissed, but not angry, they were running empty, nothing for them to be held up on.

[27.03.2017 11:09:51] CorbySchapelle: Yea...sure man..sure..whatever

[27.03.2017 11:10:11] Wilde.Jaguarundi: "Oh look. What is it?"

"I's gotss'ta be tellin' ya' man, dis aint some honky pigs officer, trust me on dat." Dick Tricky kept insisting, sensing something was off. "Dat honkyfool plum duz not sound right in de 'haid bro"
"Uhmmm, ya' know wut Dick Tricky, ya' plum may be right, a'cuz if dis honkyfool bumps into mah' ship plum one mo'e time, I's gotss'ta be goin' t'gotss'ta let him gotss' some face full uh pulse kinnon, and pop in de autotranslashun app, ah' wants' t'make sho' nuff dis chump ass honkyfool digs what it be Im sayin." Suave Charlie latched his safety harness into his seat, sensing that there was going to be a gunfight one way or the other.

[27.03.2017 11:10:17] CorbySchapelle: Bumb my ship one more time dude.

[27.03.2017 11:10:35] Wilde.Jaguarundi: "Try to be more polite with an officer. Thanks."
[27.03.2017 11:10:46] CorbySchapelle: Piss Off.
[27.03.2017 11:10:55] CorbySchapelle: How is that for polite punk ass
[27.03.2017 11:11:00] Wilde.Jaguarundi: "You have been found transporting illegal stuff."
[27.03.2017 11:11:12] CorbySchapelle: I got nothing on me dude....so whatever...
[27.03.2017 11:11:23] Wilde.Jaguarundi: "I don't think so."

"Yo man, we gotss' anoda' contact on de scanner, and dis one sho' nuff be an offica' uh de law, LSF man, dese dudes do not mess around." Dick Tricky clued his captain in on the new arrival.
"Ya know whut mah' broders, time t'shuck and JIve." Before he could get the rest of his orders out, the CorbySchapelle started taking hits to its hull. Suave Charlie barked his next set of orders out. "Get dis tub movin' towards Houston and Dat be it, ya' all start pumpin' plasma into dat honkyfool reacto' co'e, ah' wants' t'see dat chump as some piece uh space trash floatin' toward da damn sun." The communications speakers came alive with the voice of someone who did sound like a real police officer.

[27.03.2017 11:11:39] =LSF=Cheyenne.Mountain: That's an infested. Ignore it and make for cover.
[27.03.2017 11:11:49] =LSF=Cheyenne.Mountain: It is using known infected technology.
[27.03.2017 11:11:57] =LSF=Cheyenne.Mountain: Do not be fooled by their lies.
[27.03.2017 11:12:14] Wilde.Jaguarundi: "Oh well. Big boss with gaint scanners."
[27.03.2017 11:12:30] Wilde.Jaguarundi: ***(Anger)... Enlightment.. procced ***
[27.03.2017 11:12:34] =LSF=Cheyenne.Mountain: Leave this transport alone at once or you will be fired upon.
[27.03.2017 11:12:37] =LSF=Cheyenne.Mountain: Very well.

The small light fighter took shots at the oversized Titanic the whole length of the trade lanes from the Gate to Planet Houston. Nothing but shield damage was registered on the CorbySchapelle. Finally, between the LSF capital ship and the guns of the Titanic, they landed enough lucky shots to make the attacking ship break off his attack. Suave Charlie hit the mic on his comms unit once they were with 200 meters of the Houston mooring fixture.

[27.03.2017 11:23:07] CorbySchapelle: Yo...What the hell was that man?
[27.03.2017 11:23:13] CorbySchapelle: dude said he was a cop
[27.03.2017 11:23:22] =LSF=Cheyenne.Mountain: He definitely wasnt.
[27.03.2017 11:23:24] =LSF=Cheyenne.Mountain: Nomad.
[27.03.2017 11:23:27] =LSF=Cheyenne.Mountain: Get safe.

"We gots anoda' contact Suave captain, dis time ah' know fo' sho' nuff it aint some cop, he looks as shady as we are man, kinda gots da damn same type uh gear uh some off de sucka's we gotss' wo'ked wid in de past." Dick Tricky was working the controls getting the ship ready to dock and checking for any damage to the ship.
"Ahhhh, really? Sheeit dat duz sound likes some legit news, go a'haid and t'row him some little-ass commission and see how he reacts. He might be gotss'ta in' t'be some look out fo' us, while we load waaay down on our next illegal cargo." Suave Charlie never missed a beat in trying to set up his next score.

[27.03.2017 11:23:46] Frank.McCready: NOMAD?!
[27.03.2017 11:23:48] Frank.McCready: Whare?
[27.03.2017 11:24:17] CorbySchapelle: Dunno man...he disappeared... Said he was a damn cop...talked about how I needed to be more polite
[27.03.2017 11:24:23] CorbySchapelle: I told him to piss off.
[27.03.2017 11:25:01] /givecash frank.mccready 2000000
[27.03.2017 11:25:01] You have sent 2.000.000 credits to Frank.McCready
[27.03.2017 11:25:14] Frank.McCready: Whats that for?

[27.03.2017 11:25:30] CorbySchapelle: Are you up for some clandestine escort work man?
[27.03.2017 11:25:58] Frank.McCready: You do realise that im a pirate?

[27.03.2017 11:26:02] =LSF=Cheyenne.Mountain: Stay safe civilian.

[27.03.2017 11:26:34] CorbySchapelle: I did not know that, till ya told me Bro, but hey man...I make my living smuggling crap.. so who am I to judge.
[27.03.2017 11:26:52] Frank.McCready: my kind of people.
[27.03.2017 11:27:05] CorbySchapelle: I just figured you were some "Freelancer" from your radio signals man.
[27.03.2017 11:27:08] Frank.McCready: so where ya headding, maby i can protect ya afterall
[27.03.2017 11:27:49] CorbySchapelle: I got to be cool about my next move Bro, got to dock on the Battleship and steal some Cargo ,, then get it to Dublin.
[27.03.2017 11:28:09] Frank.McCready: Where do you want me to wait?
[27.03.2017 11:28:09] CorbySchapelle: I just need someone to keep a watch out side..make sure that no Lawfulls see me undock
[27.03.2017 11:28:27] CorbySchapelle: Pays 5 more mill just for looking out.
[27.03.2017 11:28:29] Frank.McCready: No worries. *winks*

The crew of the CorbySchapelle, always wondered how it was that they had docking rights to some of Liberties biggest Military ships, but they did. No doubt, do to something having to do with their patron and the person they were indebted to Kandy Singular. How ever it was she had worked it out, no one raised an eyebrow at the Titanic as it was being loaded with military supplies. Suave Charlie gave orders to send their new working buddy another transfer of credits. Credits and the ability to earn them, usually kept people happy and mouths shut, but you could never really be sure, not one hundred percent. He opened up a channel to Mr. McCready.

[27.03.2017 11:30:18] /givecash frank.mccready 7000000
[27.03.2017 11:30:18] You have sent 7.000.000 credits to Frank.McCready
[27.03.2017 11:30:37] CorbySchapelle: This job is paying pretty good so, a bit of a bonus man.
[27.03.2017 11:30:48] Frank.McCready: whoa, thanks!
[27.03.2017 11:30:59] CorbySchapelle: Just forget you saw this ship around doing this and Ill do the same.... Is it clear Bro?
[27.03.2017 11:31:09] Frank.McCready: What ship?
[27.03.2017 11:31:31] CorbySchapelle: My man...Right on... Nice working with ya.. Cool if I undock?

"Na, Na Man, ah' would say dat would be some negative, ah' gots some hacked in link t'de Mississippi´s radar feed, seems likes we gots some new company in de system. 'S coo', bro. ah' would not trust dis new guy wid our freedom, o' us havin' all dis cargo busted and havin' t'pay fo' it out uh our shares t'make waaay down de difference. What it is, word to yo Mama." Dick Tricky was giving Charlie advice he hope he would take.

"Yea sheeit, Dick Tricky, ya' gotss' been right two times today, so's ah' guess dree times de charm right. So, we play it yo' way mah' broder, cut da damn engines and lets hang here fo' awhile. What it is, Mama. Right On! And lets see how our new homey plays his hand." Suave Charlie had no way of telling what was out side the Mississippi. Even with an over paid lookout, it meant still taking a risk, and since they had a hacked link to system radar data, why chance it.

[27.03.2017 11:33:22] CorbySchapelle: Man... Looks like I am getting some readings around here. I might just take a cup of coffee on board the Miss and wait it out.
[27.03.2017 11:33:41] Frank.McCready: dont go out
[27.03.2017 11:33:50] Frank.McCready: you can now but run
[27.03.2017 11:34:16] Frank.McCready: they are busy
[27.03.2017 11:34:22] Frank.McCready: with me
[27.03.2017 11:34:24] CorbySchapelle: Cool Bro, Ill keep it safe. This damn Rig aint got no countermeasures...no way to run in it.
[27.03.2017 11:34:45] Frank.McCready: just enter the lanes
[27.03.2017 11:34:50] CorbySchapelle: You stay cool and thanks man, If i see ya around somewhere else...Remember we did good business.
[27.03.2017 11:34:51] Frank.McCready: we are far away
[27.03.2017 11:34:59] Frank.McCready: okay

"Sheeit dat be dat, everybody stand waaay down and let me plum turn waaay up dis classic tune, yall relax fo' some bit and we gotss'ta get back underway in some little while. What it is, Mama. Right On!" Suave Charlie lit up a spliff and unbuckled his safety harness from his captains chair. The time to chill had come, and it was never good to pass up the opportunity to chill.