Message Class: Textual
Encryption: Tommy Lee Jones
To: Admiral Sir George Richard Hall
From: Admiral Sir Georg Röhrich Hell
You, Sir, are an imposter.
I am throwing my gauntlet at you. There can only one Admiral Sir of our initials. The cargo bay of the battleship I command, the HMS Earthwirerer, contains a fine load of original Curacao passion fruit tea. You will visit me on my ship infront of New London and will drink five cups of this tea with me. Winner is whoever is the true Bretonian. Winner is who will not get a bulge!