By crikey, I certainly wasn't expecting to be called up to help give those mining chappies a thrashing, but always willing to oblige. Didn't know it was an organised event as such, would have kept my wrinkly old nose out of it otherwise, but if you Mollys need help, don't hesitate to give the Suffolk a tinkle on the comms.
By Jove, they're a slippery bunch. And so many of 'em. And that way they keep funnelling through rather than all at once is just downright rude.
They all deserve six of the best, trousers down.
They'll be bloody remnants by the time I'm done with the bounders!