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[aerelm]

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Date: 15 April 824
Location: Freeport 4, Magellan

Registered Contacts:
    Gallic Royal Navy           [RN]-RNS-Illustre           Location Unknown

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[15.04.824 21:39:40] aerelm: Aww man... Freakin frogs finally blew up the Freeport.
[15.04.824 21:40:00] aerelm: Damn savages don't understand the value of decent scotch in this region.
[15.04.824 21:40:28] aerelm: Now I'll have to fly all the way to Dublin whenever I want a shot or two... Talk about wasting my life in empty space.
             <Incoming Private Comms - [RN]-RNS-Illustre>
[15.04.824 21:43:58] [RN]-RNS-Illustre: hey monsieur
[15.04.824 21:44:05] [RN]-RNS-Illustre: who are you calling a frog hmmm
[15.04.824 21:44:20] aerelm: Freakin Gauls.
[15.04.824 21:44:28] [RN]-RNS-Illustre: learn to respect le roi
[15.04.824 21:44:39] [RN]-RNS-Illustre: and the will of our king
[15.04.824 21:44:46] [RN]-RNS-Illustre: how glorious he is
[15.04.824 21:44:49] aerelm: Learn to respect le what?
[15.04.824 21:45:05] [RN]-RNS-Illustre: the "majesty" of the royal navy
[15.04.824 21:45:11] [RN]-RNS-Illustre: its power
[15.04.824 21:45:18] [RN]-RNS-Illustre: is undeniable
[15.04.824 21:45:58] aerelm: Pfff... Please! All they have is damn-ugly ships and some awful food.
[15.04.824 21:46:15] [RN]-RNS-Illustre: who are you anyway?
[15.04.824 21:47:21] aerelm: I'm me. Who are you?
[15.04.824 21:47:51] [RN]-RNS-Illustre: I am General Francois Drake of the Royal Navy Foreign Legion
[15.04.824 21:48:10] aerelm: Foreign Legion? Oh, so you're a defector?
[15.04.824 21:48:15] aerelm: Cool man, you're on the right path.
[15.04.824 21:48:19] aerelm: What was all that bullcrap about glory of the king then?
[15.04.824 21:48:20] [RN]-RNS-Illustre: nono we are not defectors
[15.04.824 21:48:28] [RN]-RNS-Illustre: we are the loyal non gallics to serve the king
[15.04.824 21:49:03] [RN]-RNS-Illustre: our unit consists of sirians who serve the king
[15.04.824 21:49:19] [RN]-RNS-Illustre: we are a foreign expeditionary detachement of the royal navy
[15.04.824 21:49:38] aerelm: So you're Outcasts.
[15.04.824 21:49:43] aerelm: That's alright I guess.
[15.04.824 21:49:46] [RN]-RNS-Illustre: we are from all over
[15.04.824 21:49:50] aerelm: I know some Outcasts too up north.
[15.04.824 21:49:55] aerelm: Maybe you can make some friends there.
[15.04.824 21:49:56] [RN]-RNS-Illustre: ya
[15.04.824 21:50:22] [RN]-RNS-Illustre: we are all formers enemies of  gallia who were captured but saw the light
[15.04.824 21:50:45] [RN]-RNS-Illustre: we serve the king in exchange for our lives being spared
[15.04.824 21:51:05] [RN]-RNS-Illustre: no master has shown us greater curtesy
[15.04.824 21:51:10] aerelm: Oh, so the typical bunch of spineless cowards then.
[15.04.824 21:51:17] [RN]-RNS-Illustre: le non
[15.04.824 21:51:23] aerelm: Le what?
[15.04.824 21:51:37] aerelm: SPEAK SIRIAN DAMMIT.
[15.04.824 21:51:43] aerelm: Last time I was in Gallia was some four years ago, and wasn't really the best vacation spot.
[15.04.824 21:51:48] aerelm: Never bothered goin le back to le discusting le Gallia.
[15.04.824 21:51:49] [RN]-RNS-Illustre: we are the bravest of his majestys subjects
[15.04.824 21:51:55] [RN]-RNS-Illustre: maybe you could serve with us
[15.04.824 21:52:34] [RN]-RNS-Illustre: we are always on the lookout for 'unique' pilots
[15.04.824 21:53:23] aerelm: Pfff... fella, People far more impressive than a bunch of frogeaters have tried to recruit me.
[15.04.824 21:53:50] aerelm: Whatever drug you're on that makes you think I'll join you sorry bunch, you should just mass produce and sell,
[15.04.824 21:54:06] aerelm: maybe that way you'll make enough of a living to stop bein freakin slaves.
[15.04.824 21:54:11] aerelm: Frogslaves no less.
[15.04.824 21:54:44] aerelm: Oh by the way here's a question that's been buggin me for a while, maybe you'll know
[15.04.824 21:54:53] aerelm: What does the Frog say?
[15.04.824 21:57:49] [RN]-RNS-Illustre: oui?
[15.04.824 21:58:27] aerelm: I mean, everyone knows
[15.04.824 21:58:32] aerelm: Dog goes wooh
[15.04.824 21:58:36] aerelm: Cat goes meow
[15.04.824 21:58:49] aerelm: Bird goes tweet
[15.04.824 21:58:57] aerelm: and the mouse goes squeek
[15.04.824 21:59:06] aerelm: But what does the Frog say?
[15.04.824 21:59:12] [RN]-RNS-Illustre: ribbit
[15.04.824 21:59:30] aerelm: Ribbit?
[15.04.824 21:59:35] aerelm: That makes no sense...
[15.04.824 21:59:44] aerelm: But oh well, elephant goes toot, so I guess animal sounds aren't supposed to make that much sense anyways.
[15.04.824 21:59:45] [RN]-RNS-Illustre: "Ribbit"
[15.04.824 21:59:54] [RN]-RNS-Illustre: check ancient sol records of this creatue
[15.04.824 22:00:03] [RN]-RNS-Illustre: the sounds is like ribbit
[15.04.824 22:00:10] [RN]-RNS-Illustre: or croak
[15.04.824 22:00:25] aerelm: Dunno, never really seen a Frog upclose.
[15.04.824 22:00:47] aerelm: But whenever someone says anythin Frog-related about Gauls, I can't help but wonder what kind of sound would it make
[15.04.824 22:00:49] [RN]-RNS-Illustre: funny though
[15.04.824 22:00:55] [RN]-RNS-Illustre: that sirians would call us frogs
[15.04.824 22:01:03] [RN]-RNS-Illustre: when there are no actual frogs in sirius
[15.04.824 22:01:10] [RN]-RNS-Illustre: and we dont eat them
[15.04.824 22:01:15] [RN]-RNS-Illustre: times have changed
[15.04.824 22:01:19] aerelm: It's a funny insult, so I'm ok with it. Better than boring insults at least.