What happened to Planet Primus?

[Marburg]

Yeah. You know when you hear that someone you know has died, & you have this learned reflex to show respect for the dead even though that particular dead deserves no respect?

Well, it's all well & good to smile & nod as those around you grieve, processing the loss in their own way...it's the right thing to do, after all.

After you get home, however, & you have the freedom to talk freely with yourself, you smile & admit, "I'm glad it's finally all over" & yet, you still offer a few words to the dead...not out of respect, but simply out of nostalgia, and present a toast:

"Primus, you were a big brown turd of an easter egg, & I won't ever miss you as you & yous rot down the memory hole."

Satisfied that there was no love lost, you smile & feel the urge to go watch one of the newish Planet of the Apes movies.

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