Hillbilly

[Stoat]

Weeel, ah's gone an gut mehsel inna mess agin. Ah wuz jus restin mah feet at Rochester an sum SA feller, Basil Crookey, jus strolls up an sits sum 1500k frum meh. Dursn't say nuthin, dursn't do nuthin cept shoot a cupla zeeners.

So ah tells im ter sling is hahd, sevral tahms, but 'e jus sits there, ignorin meh! Now, ah aint usuly one fer takin that, but ah wuz reel chillt, so ah thunk 'Weeel ah's'll jus tell im agin'. So ah duz, an 'e still ignort'd meh. An agin, an agin. Then sum uther SA feller, Mathew Anobi cums up an he ignord meh 'n'awl!

Ah tolt em ter leave agin, then they tries ter ruff up sum feller in a transport. Ah wuz gettin rite angerd, n'then they jus' starts shootin at meh! Fer nuthin! No warnin, nuthin. So ah has ter get meh engines up an runnin, an ah took em on. Ah gut Crookey , but then moor o'em turns up. There were LSF Internity, Anobi, SA Stephanie Malaign, an anuther ah thinks, ah caint mem'er who.

Ah knows when ah's in truble, so ah runs. But they keeps cummin fer meh, agin an agin. Ah caint git awa' frum em, so ah turnt on em. Ah went rite after Internity. Neer had im n'awl, but there wuz too many in't en'. Ah lost mah ship agin. Ah liked that'n. Ah's gutta fine anuther wun ah guess.

Ah wont beh lettin no SA neer meh agin neither. If'n any o'em cums roun mah locale, they'll git a warnin, an nowt else. Ah's'll no beh lettin em bushwhack meh agin. They'm neer as bad as the LSF. Ah's'll beh puttin em awl on meh list.

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