La Nouvelle Avant-Garde: Recruitment

[Pepe]

I Personal Information

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Your name: Joanne de Fierbois

Date and place of birth: February 29th, year 799., at Montmartre
Nationality: Gallic
Useful skills: Killing people (to be explained below)
Motivation for joining the Nouvelle Avant-Garde: All my wingmates from Bohemes are retired, dead or MIA. So, I had to move on.
Biography: I was le doctor back there at Montmartre. But, soon everybody noticed my patients were dying fast, even from minor diseases and light wounds. So, Montmartre Gouverner strongly suggested me to switch to another job where I could be of much more use. I was working as Certified Thanatologist Operator for years and I was happy with my job. But at some point, my "customers" started to haunt me in my dreams. I've cut heads of many terrible people, all kinds of them. Some were innocent, but it was not my job to judge. My job was to remove their heads with low or no pain - if possible, oui? Anyway... *sigh* My nights turned to nightmare shows. So I've found my salvation in a glass of vine. Then I needed a whole bottle. Then two... I was well known in all star tavernes and there I've got my nickname: Guillotine.

Like it wasn't bad enough, mon père tricked me to marry one rich man, who would cover my wine expenses. I got sick of him pretty fast, so I killed him in his sleep. Poor ignorant fool... He didn't even notice he's dead, thanks to my gift. So, I had 2 choices: navy or jail. I joined Bohemes at that point. Unfortunately, their cuisine is awful, as my friend Cavaillon is on permanent cooking duty. Now, he's retired and I need new friends.

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II Knowledge Questions
Enumerate the primary factions the Gallic Royal Navy is currently at war with, and summarize the reasoning for said wars.
Bretonians - killing them is what we do, for eons. Why? Who cares, as long as they bleed so nice.
Libertonians - fat and ugly. Do they even have books? And if they do, why not using them?
Maquis - they could be nice people if not traitors. But, they are traitors and not nice at all.
Brigands - rednecks fighting for a wrong cause. Who gave them ships anyway?
Outcasts - they better be removed and their assets claimed for King's disposal.
Socialists, democrats and communists - all the same. Best if dead and buried well.


The enemy is ahead of you. What do you do?
- wait for orders.
The enemy is at both your flanks. What do you do?
- regroup and be on their flanks instead.
The enemy is surrounding you from three sides. What do you do?
- call my neighbor and ask her to feed my cat. Obviously, I will not come home on time tonight.
You have allowed the enemy to completely surround you. What do you do?
- call my neighbor again and ask if she can take care of my cat for some longer time.
You have completed the previous steps and forced the enemy into surrender. How do you celebrate your victory?
- umm... we won? Ok, first burn all their tea. And then burn their cardy, if any (in pipes, preferably). Throw their hamburgers to dogs. Drink wine until dawn and then drink more.[/indent]

III // ooRP section

What is your Skype name? You may send it by PM if you wish to be anonymous.
- Pepe
Have you ever been sanctioned? If so, please provide the link(s).
- No, not yet. I'm still working on it.
Do you agree to always be fair, considerate of other players and not to take inRP hostilities with characters to an ooRP level?
- ALWAYS fair? U sure? Can you?

Please note: We have very high standards of roleplay and gameplay expected from our members.
Le ok. Me too.