La Marine Nationale Gauloise - Transmission Centre

[Lacroix]

13th of May, 723 A.G.S.
Leeds System

Sender: Sous-Lieutenant Lacroix
Recipient: La Marine Royal Gauloise
Catégorie: Premier

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Bonjour,

Routinely it is rather quiet on the Leeds front, especially when it comes to our own personnel. Yesterday, quite a number of Gallic pilots primarily from other departments were present in the orbit of Leeds. A Crayterian probably believed it to be a good idea to approach Leeds, bringing a Bretonian friend, but was promptly remanded to their place, i.e. not in His Majesty's realm. If there is one thing that the soldiers on the front really hate, it is snarky Sirians. It is almost as if they are bred to simply spite the hand who wants to help them out of the swamp of undignified squabbling. I have attached transscripts of this particular joker, and if someone finds them, I would not mind if you would remind them of their place.

Sadly, the Bretonians soon mustered a counteroffensive, catching us by surprise while we were vulnerable and forced us to retreat before we could regroup.

Sincèrement
Lacroix, Philomene
Marine Royal Gauloise, Sous-Lieutenant

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Attachments

[12.05.2017 19:17:09] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: Neutral contact, you are advised to vacate the area. There is an ongoing armed conflict.
[12.05.2017 19:17:22] Handsome.Rover: Sure?
[12.05.2017 19:17:26] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: Quite.
[12.05.2017 19:17:35] Handsome.Rover: Bretonians?
[12.05.2017 19:17:55] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: *Spiteful* Bretonians.
[12.05.2017 19:18:14] Handsome.Rover: Oh. Nasty.
[12.05.2017 19:18:20] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: Vermin, rather.
[12.05.2017 19:18:56] Handsome.Rover: Is Philomene your first name?
[12.05.2017 19:19:10] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: Why would you need to know that?
[12.05.2017 19:19:22] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: Or who would want to know that, for that matter?
[12.05.2017 19:19:47] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: An outstanding battle.
[12.05.2017 19:19:48] Handsome.Rover: Well, it's a rather rare or exotic first name.
[12.05.2017 19:19:50] MRG|Ambre.Lachance.: Phew.
[12.05.2017 19:19:51] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: What's your char's rank?
[12.05.2017 19:19:57] MRG|Ambre.Lachance.: I think capitaine
[12.05.2017 19:20:02] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: Good.
[12.05.2017 19:20:14] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: Come forth, citizen.
[12.05.2017 19:20:44] Handsome.Rover: I just wonder. Are there many women in Gallia with that first name?
[12.05.2017 19:21:21] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: I wouldn't know.
[12.05.2017 19:21:25] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: Come forth.
[12.05.2017 19:21:47] Handsome.Rover: Where are you from, exactly?
[12.05.2017 19:22:14] MRG|Ambre.Lachance.: Was there anything else in this area?
[12.05.2017 19:22:36] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: Only this one loyal citizen, apparently.
[12.05.2017 19:22:58] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: It's weird that this single Colonial was here.
[12.05.2017 19:23:39] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: Very loyal, yes.
[12.05.2017 19:24:06] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: So loyal that they seem oblivious when told to step forth and face the servants to the Crown.
[12.05.2017 19:24:39] MRG|Ambre.Lachance.: That's the most bizzare thing.
[12.05.2017 19:24:47] Handsome.Rover: I came closer, that's for sure.
[12.05.2017 19:24:49] MRG|Ambre.Lachance.: They come here, with their inferior ships, to the front of the planet.
[12.05.2017 19:25:14] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: Citizen, what is your name. You don't sound indigenous.
[12.05.2017 19:25:34] Handsome.Rover: Pavel Pipovic.
[12.05.2017 19:26:46] Handsome.Rover: I mean, you two have names that aren't much indigenous either.
[12.05.2017 19:26:48] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: That's a weird name.
[12.05.2017 19:27:08] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: Pardon me?
[12.05.2017 19:27:30] Handsome.Rover: I doubt there are many Philomenes and Ambres on Leeds.
[12.05.2017 19:28:40] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: Why would we be born on a Bretonian world?
[12.05.2017 19:28:46] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: That's just silly.
[12.05.2017 19:29:10] Handsome.Rover: But aren't there many gallic women on Leeds now?
[12.05.2017 19:29:29] Handsome.Rover: I wonder how many. Thousands? Millions?
[12.05.2017 19:29:29] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: And that relates to birth how?
[12.05.2017 19:29:46] Handsome.Rover: They could give birth!
[12.05.2017 19:30:20] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: No sh-. *She exhales.*
[12.05.2017 19:30:33] MRG|Ambre.Lachance.: I wouldn't wish that upon anyone. That world is only deserving of the lowest.
[12.05.2017 19:30:44] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: Quite.
[12.05.2017 19:31:05] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: Uncivilized bunch, even to each other.
[12.05.2017 19:31:13] Handsome.Rover: What would happen if a gallic woman gives birth to a bretonian child? Like, you know, that could happen.
[12.05.2017 19:31:55] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: How any Gallic would even deign...
[12.05.2017 19:33:00] Handsome.Rover: I once had a gallic woman on my ship. My age, pretty woman, hard to pronounce first name.
[12.05.2017 19:33:17] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: Aaand...?
[12.05.2017 19:33:28] Handsome.Rover: She was pretty.
[12.05.2017 19:33:35] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: What a pointe.
[12.05.2017 19:34:05] Handsome.Rover: So what would happen if she gave birth to a bretonian child now?
[12.05.2017 19:34:13] Handsome.Rover: Would that child be exiled from Gallia?
[12.05.2017 19:34:25] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: I... honestly don't know.
[12.05.2017 19:34:33] Handsome.Rover: What would you do?
[12.05.2017 19:34:44] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: Asphyxiate it in its sleep.
[12.05.2017 19:34:56] MRG|Ambre.Lachance.: What?
[12.05.2017 19:34:58] Handsome.Rover: You would kill your own child?
[12.05.2017 19:35:17] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: Implying that I would touch these filthy... *She takes a deep breath.*
[12.05.2017 19:35:26] Handsome.Rover: Well, if they touch you?
[12.05.2017 19:35:40] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: That'd be like them, wouldn't it.
[12.05.2017 19:35:41] Handsome.Rover: Or you had too much alcohol in a club on Leeds.
[12.05.2017 19:36:03] Handsome.Rover: I mean, doesn't matter how it happened.
[12.05.2017 19:36:12] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: Do I look like a harlot to you?
[12.05.2017 19:36:14] Handsome.Rover: Would you kill your own child if it wasn't fully gallic?
[12.05.2017 19:36:32] Handsome.Rover: I don't know how you look like, Madame.
[12.05.2017 19:36:40] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: Evidently.
[12.05.2017 19:36:57] Handsome.Rover: Do you look like one, though?
[12.05.2017 19:37:15] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: You are walking a thin line, /boy/.
[12.05.2017 19:37:24] Handsome.Rover: I'm sitting.
[12.05.2017 19:37:35] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: A comedian. Quaint.
[12.05.2017 19:37:41] Handsome.Rover: Waiting for your answer. Would you?
[12.05.2017 19:37:51] Handsome.Rover: And you still have to tell me where are you from.
[12.05.2017 19:37:57] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: I think you should start minding your place.
[12.05.2017 19:38:27] Handsome.Rover: I mind my place.
[12.05.2017 19:38:55] Handsome.Rover: I keep my respectful distance from the fight that is about to happen. The one you warned me about.
[12.05.2017 19:39:08] Handsome.Rover: Not want to get involved in that one.
[12.05.2017 19:39:20] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: Evidently not. Like a coward you sit there and spout idiocy.
[12.05.2017 19:39:36] Handsome.Rover: That's just nasty.
[12.05.2017 19:39:38] MRG|Ambre.Lachance.: Excuse me. I'm sure you can deal with this one. I was called to an outpost.
[12.05.2017 19:39:40] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: Sirians. Typical.
[12.05.2017 19:39:51] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: Of course, capitaine.
[12.05.2017 19:40:11] MRG|Philomene,Lacroix: I have no time for this.

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