Xeno Alliance communications (iRP) (FO)

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//INCOMING TRANSMISSION...

<<<HACK DETECTED!!!>>>
<<<HACKING...>>>

Somewhere in the middle of nowhere...

Lane Hacker 1: YUS, now, we finally hack into the Xeno Comm Channels!
Lane Hacker 2: I hope we pick up on something important!
LH1: Yeah, we better. It took me three years to find the manual for hacking this computer. It was so outdated that the pages were disintegrating. We had to preserve it using Xenon gas.
LH2: Damn. These ZNOs are smarter than we thought! Using outdated equipment so that all hacking mechanisims are too new to be compatible!
LH1: Yeah...
LH2: Look, a transmission!
LH1: Orly? Read it!

---Voice Transmission Begin---

DUDES!

This is Dick Moreau, transmitting from the sandy beaches of Planet CALIFORNIA, DUDES!

The sand is awesome, the girls are hot, and the sun is....well...the sun is hot too, dudes! *Pause* Totally!

Anyways, I'm totally like, staying here, Dudes. Don't get me wrong. I'm still totally with the Xenos, I just won't do anything...at all! You guys are excellent!

LATER dudes!

I gotta wax my board and catch some waves!

Far off HANG TEN, beach bunny!

---Transmission End---

LH1: omfugh.
LH1: ...

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[7:42:05 PM][6:51:36 PM] Igor (Smokey): btw terry
[6:51:48 PM] Terrance Cooper: Ye?
[6:52:00 PM] Igor (Smokey): nothin
[6:52:03 PM] Igor (Smokey): just sayin btw
[6:52:05 PM] Terrance Cooper: &lt;_&lt;

Johnny_Haas: you shot anti criuse speed rockets!!!
Johnny_Haas: but why????
Johnny_Haas: ??
Johnny_Haas: why you shoot criuse speed rockets?