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Offline sovereign
05-27-2008, 09:32 PM,
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Another paper is found in the much more orderly Detective office, detailing Larry's application to the more radical, effective part of the LPI.

Quote:Multiple Choice: Please choose the best response.

1. The following are contraband except
A. Cardamine
B. Light Arms
C. Artifacts
D. Counterfeit Software

In my opinion this is hogwash, as the guns kill more than the counterfeit code, and fund more terrorist groups; nevertheless, its the rules, no point in arguing.

2. LPI are
A. Never allowed into Zone 21
B. Able to enter Zone 21 if chasing a fugitive/suspect
C. Able to enter Zone 21 if given permission from the LSF Director or SA fleet admirals
D. Always allowed into Zone 21

Not that I'd really want to, I've heard tales of aliens and terrorists running rampant there. That's the Navy's job, but if necessary and allowed, I can muscle past my fear. Hopefully.

3. The following are considered Violent Crimes except (hint: check the Penal Code)
A. Kidnapping
B. Murder
C. Piracy
D. Battery

Keeping in mind that any 'battering' of myself or someone I like might merit some 'battering' in response... nothing illegal, thought...

4. In the course of a murder investigation, the first thing you do is
A. Interview the witnesses
B. Review the MEs (medical examiner) results on the autopsy
C. Search the scene of the crime for clues
D. Wait for the forensics to come in

Get all I can while the blood's still hot. It gives the witnesses some time to recover their wits, too. Makes for better testimonies, more hints.

5. How many LPI flatfoots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. One
B. However many it takes to realize the lightbulb is not a donut
C. Nobody knows the janitor always screws it in
D. If they could lift up their arms, it would be one

See, the regulars have no work ethic. I came from a background of having to work hard at myself to keep going, and strangely, the LPI has helped that mature.



Short Response fill in the blanks, do not go over three lines

6. Why do you want to be a detective?

Frankly, I'm sick of the regular job. We get no respect, nor do we deserve it. The 'flatfoots' are pathetic, barely able to take on the Xenos in Starfleas. They have no work ethic, few ethics in general, and I'll be damned if I couldn't find a handful addicted to Cardamine within a good half hour of searching. When I joined the LPI, I thought I was going to be part of something greater. That thought carried me, made me a solid person for the first time in my life. And now its time to use what I've learned, and really BE part of something greater.

7. What is your opinion of the regular LPI officers?

Please, don't get me started. I let some of it slip in the previous question, and that's just the tip of the iceberg. They're useless. Absolutely useless. That last question on the multiple choice is testament to that, as is our reputation among the people as 'easily bribed' and 'better off munching donuts in peace'. The Navy think we're worthless, and most days I'm inclined to agree with that. I'm sick of it, and want to do something. That's why I'm here, right?

8. What is your preferred sidearm? (note: this will not affect what you are given)

Something not filled with epoxy. I've read over the LPI field manual, and its no joke. If I'm to get a REAL weapon, I'm fine. As far as a model though, I'm no guns expert, but... something sleek, and dangerous looking. The kind of gun that scares people into submission without a shot being fired. And concealable too. Black, if possible.

9. List the methods of interrogation you know.

The best way to get tongues to loosen is to befriend people. Now, that isn't always an option, but its easier than one might think. I can also use the common conception of the LPI to my advantage- most criminals aren't scared of us, and might be willing to drop information for what they perceive as a benefit, betting on us not utilizing the information.

Then, there's the shady bit... I've dealt with my fair share of Outcasts, and the nastiest thing they do to people is get them addicted to Cardamine. Awful, vile stuff, but it has never failed them, and if it comes down to it, the security of Liberty is worth a few lines crossed. I hope I never have to cross those lines, but if I have to, I will.


10. If LPI policy hinders an investigation, what will you do?

If its Liberty or LPI policy, Liberty wins. The purpose of the policy is to keep people safe, and I'll do that. Within the policy if at all possible, but if necessary, I'm willing to take the flak.

Almost done. Now, write a short paragraph or two about yourself not your memoirs, but a short outline of your life, and any characteristics you wish to divulge.

When I came to the LPI, I was a nervous wreck- barely able to speak coherently, and constantly needing to reassure myself that I was, in fact, not going to die. This has changed. I've learned a lot from working here, and have harnessed the power of the work ethic that's gotten me this far. I know now that I have little to fear. All I need do is try, and the way will be clear.

I've also become a bit religious; I found a congregation, and have discussed the liberating feeling of confidence with others there. I don't think I'll ever be an evangelist, but I feel its my place to go forth and help people. That's why the LPI exist, right? At least ostensibly, we are supposed to make things better. Faith enhances that imperative, and I am willing to do what it takes.

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Made of Sterner Stuff - by sovereign - 05-27-2008, 09:28 PM
Made of Sterner Stuff - by sovereign - 05-27-2008, 09:32 PM
Made of Sterner Stuff - by sovereign - 05-27-2008, 10:06 PM
Made of Sterner Stuff - by sovereign - 05-28-2008, 02:02 AM
Made of Sterner Stuff - by sovereign - 05-28-2008, 03:52 AM

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