Liberty's finest

[Iondark]

I am walking in the street and i see this sign "LPI Recruiting - Apply now!" I Jumped outta my shoes and yelled "This is the job I've wanted seen I have been 5!" I thought that a change could help. I walk in, you can only make one first Impression,and get the test...

Name: Mike Falcon

1. Do you like donuts?
Yes, except i don't get why they put a hole in the middle.
2. Do you like coffee?
Yes, add some Hazlenut creamer, thats my favorite.
3. Do you like paperwork?
Yes, but not too often, gotta save the wrist work for the flying!
4. Do you have any flight experience?
Much, been flying for 2 years now.
5. What is the pay you expect to get from this?
Well, I wish to work for our freedom, but a good pay too keep me from the streets is just enough.
6. What hours do you expect/can you work?
I can work from 2-3 hours on weekdays, 2-5 on weekends.
7. Do you have any objections to strapping yourself to a flimsy, piece o' crap Patriot, with downgraded weaponry and upgraded ejection seats? Furthermore, do you have any objections to taking said crappy Liberator, enforcing the law o' Liberty, God, and Chuck Norris, to a mass of people that don't care one way or the other what you do?
Well, I'm really tight too my Guardian, I named her Claire, but I could change into a fit ship.
8. Are you disgruntled?
Freedom is what keeps me happy!

Done with the test I turn it in, I am happy and kept in thought: "Freedom never comes free." And thats why i want to be a LPI.