It's okay to be a lolwut. If you remember your lolwut adventures, you can post them here, so we can all point and laugh at you.
I myself didn't even know what role-play was when I started Disco. I undocked with my fresh Starflier from Erie. It was a Vanilla FL ship, I think you can't buy it any more. It had some 1.1K hull and could carry maximum three class 3 Vanilla FL guns. Then I fired at the first person I saw. When I died (a couple of seconds later), I did it again. And again, and again. And so for about half an hour, until I got bored. I think I realized it just wouldn't work with that ship the day after, so I went to search for a new one and make money for it.
I claim that it was I, actually, who invented protocol Mike Echo Papa Hotel.