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Offline sasapinjic
07-14-2017, 07:06 AM, (This post was last modified: 07-14-2017, 03:42 PM by sasapinjic.)
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Notice: 18+ age joke, kids go to sleep and dont read!
[+]Spoiler
Joe Smith, Libertonian buisnisman, goes to trip to Kusari to negotiate trade Deal with group of Kishiro directors. Night before meting he decide to spend pleasent night with Kusari hooker, and, in bead, during sex, she sudenly start yelling: hashimoto, hashimotoooo, hashimooootoooooooooo. . .
Since Joe dont know word of Kusarian, he undersand that as praise to his skill.
Next Day after sucesfoul miting, intire board of directors of Kishiro invites Joe to a Golf game. During game leading direktor makes marvelous shot, he manage to trow Ball in hole in first atempt from more than 100 meters.
Everyone aplauze and congratulatiete, and Joe wanted to show he know some words to, so he yells: HASHIMOTO!
Hole group turns to him, nobody dears to say a word until lead director obviusly pissed screams: what do you mean, "wrong hole"! ! !

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^ where you can get Freelancer ISO , in emergency

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Fat_Mendozas JOKE CLUB - by Fat_Mendoza - 07-13-2017, 08:16 PM
RE: Fat_Mendozas JOKE CLUB - by Fat_Mendoza - 07-13-2017, 08:18 PM
RE: Fat_Mendozas JOKE CLUB - by Shelco - 07-13-2017, 08:21 PM
RE: Fat_Mendozas JOKE CLUB - by Fat_Mendoza - 07-13-2017, 08:37 PM
RE: Fat_Mendozas JOKE CLUB - by Shelco - 07-13-2017, 08:40 PM
RE: Fat_Mendozas JOKE CLUB - by Fat_Mendoza - 07-13-2017, 08:45 PM
RE: Fat_Mendozas JOKE CLUB - by Rusty Wing - 07-13-2017, 08:50 PM
RE: Fat_Mendozas JOKE CLUB - by Shelco - 07-13-2017, 08:52 PM
RE: Fat_Mendozas JOKE CLUB - by Goliath - 07-13-2017, 08:57 PM
RE: Fat_Mendozas JOKE CLUB - by Diana.Daymarova - 07-13-2017, 09:55 PM
RE: Fat_Mendozas JOKE CLUB - by Thunderer - 07-13-2017, 10:00 PM
RE: Fat_Mendozas JOKE CLUB - by Agetneor - 07-13-2017, 10:42 PM
RE: Fat_Mendozas JOKE CLUB - by Corile - 07-13-2017, 11:24 PM
RE: Fat_Mendozas JOKE CLUB - by Kauket - 07-13-2017, 11:38 PM
RE: Fat_Mendozas JOKE CLUB - by Corile - 07-13-2017, 11:40 PM
RE: Fat_Mendozas JOKE CLUB - by Mickk - 07-14-2017, 12:54 AM
RE: Fat_Mendozas JOKE CLUB - by Diana.Daymarova - 07-14-2017, 02:41 AM
RE: Fat_Mendozas JOKE CLUB - by Diana.Daymarova - 07-14-2017, 03:16 AM
RE: Fat_Mendozas JOKE CLUB - by Checkov - 07-14-2017, 03:35 AM
RE: Fat_Mendozas JOKE CLUB - by sasapinjic - 07-14-2017, 07:06 AM
RE: Fat_Mendozas JOKE CLUB - by Fat_Mendoza - 07-14-2017, 03:24 PM
RE: Fat_Mendozas JOKE CLUB - by sasapinjic - 07-14-2017, 03:45 PM

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