Just out of fun i'll answer the question with few of my own as well.
a) Why didn't you have the baseball bat to begin with?
b) Why don't you hang out with that kid that beat em up more often?
c) You've got a driveway, niiice.
:D
But no seriously, whats wrong with you beating up someone who started it first?
This all has nothing to do with FL because fl is not a real life game and we're not trying to make it "real life"