Liberty's finest

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name: Thurman Merman

1. Do you like donuts? what do you think i pawned my gun for?

2. Do you like coffee?thats where the bullets went....

3. Do you like paperwork?......no....

4. Do you have any flight experience?just maddly getting to Sunbucks once enters orbit as quickly as possible.

5. What is the pay you expect to get from this?a bribe here, a bear claw there, free coffee....and respect of...uuh..liberty citizens....*hick*

6. What hours do you expect/can you work? work?...what the hell?

7. Do you have any objections to strapping yourself to a flimsy, piece o' crap Patriot, with downgraded weaponry and upgraded ejection seats? Furthermore, do you have any objections to taking said crappy Liberator, enforcing the law o' Liberty, God, and Chuck Norris, to a mass of people that don't care one way or the other what you do?....do what now..?

8. Are you disgruntled?yeah...but i dont have the energy to shoot up the office..and my fingers are too fat to fit in the trigger guard to shoot...

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Alex.Vega[101st]

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