5th Fleet - Feedback

[Enkidu]

Now that's just... unscientific.

I prefer creative. Also, you're fun. Let's chat sometime.

I've put it in slightly more patriotic rhetoric for the 5th fleet's digestion:

Oh, say! can you see by the heavy mortar's light
What so proudly we hailed at the pirate's last gleaming;
Whose broad shields and bright flacks, through the perilous fight,
O'er the secondaries we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the missiles' red glare, the blues bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our ganksquad was still there:
Oh, say! does that e-chat yet wave
O'er the house of no-RP and the home of the brave?

In the badlands, dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty RP in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the playerlist, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the decloaker's first beam,
In fully glory reflected now shines in the stream:
'Tis the LNS- E-chat! Oh, long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion
A house and a server should leave us no more?
Their blood has washed out their foul roleplay's pollution!
No refuge could save the snub and slave
From the terror of respawns or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled e-chat in triumph doth wave
O'er the land of no-RP and the home of the brave.

Oh, thus be it ever, when memey toddlers stand
Between their loved dreadnoughts and the war's desolation!
Blest with no skill and numbers, may the heav'n-rescued land
Praise the noobs that hath made and preserved us a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In playerlist is our trust":
And the star-spangled mortar in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the no-RP and the home of the brave.