/_\- The Alcatraz "Lock Up" - Message Dump

[JorgeRyan]

Name/Callsign: Rhys Maeda, piloting The Rust Bucket
Targets Transponder: *Fluffly*Helium_Miner, Ryan.Avione
Location: Right behind Erie
Stolen Goods: Liberty Ale
Quantity of Stolen Goods: 55 Tankards!

I started off a Bufalo, and thought I'd take the bucket for a spin, first catch was some trader who thunked they's too good ta talk to me, so I gave them a blastin', then I moved to Penny, and found some Helium miners. One of 'em made it Erie, but I caughts the other behind the planet. Now, these 'ere guy was a smart one, since I'd barely said hello afore I was told his mate was bringing me some booze! Colour me impressed mates, thats whats I call customer service! Anyhows, from there I had ta get the booze back to Alcatraz, so we could drink it- Now yet Willy- I'm still telling ya hows I got it, hold ya horses- Right so, on my way back to Alcatraz, thought I'd be sneaky and use them lanes, when this Navy gunboat and a hunter gunship come at me! Thinking quick I ran into the asteroid field, where the navy quickly gave up, leaving jus' the hunter. He had somefin to say to me, so I gave him a listen. Turns out, some of the guys in my hold were his drinkin buddies, and he didn't want them to run afoul of any troubles, so I's all like- "no probs mate, I'll though them out the airlock for ya!" *laughs* So, I went out back, grabbed the guys, who was all tied up in their spacey suits, and through em right out! That hunter must've been surprised, as he only caught 2 of them, and had to go searching for the rest. *laughs* After that, was quiet trip back home, and nows I'm telling y'all the story. Right. Now ya can drink it Trevs.... Jeez ya think it's been a month they way ya going at it...... hey! leave some for me will ya!