To: The people of Omicron and beyond

[Jessitrescott]

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|><| |><| |><| FROM:-Planet Crete |><| |><| |><|

* A Women ???? Is Seen Wearing A burka *

Dear Senor...*coughs*..Senorita Valdez.

I was having my daily dose of fat hairy men and rum, Dibs on the Rum. When i saw a flashy red light coming from my leftside, One would imagine it was an alert but it was the glorious photo of elcommisaro pepe, As i wiped my tears after seeing his picture i opened the trans bar and saw your communication.

* A half naked man ....? Walks before the camera and reveals the monster behind the burka*

*Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a ThighMaster.*

I would like to say, I dont care.
* Like a ballerina, she rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.She makes a threatening pose in this stance*


I'll go back to dreaming about el.commisaro now, Thank you.


Signed with mucho farts
Valeria Lardon.
(Pepe's No 1 Girlfriend)




* She laughs like a dog that's going to die as she rolls over to click the off button *