Liberty's finest

[Donutman]

Joe walks into the recruitment office eating a donut and sees a large flabby mass of LPI asleep on the floor.
he walks arround it and goes to the stack of papers (all of 10 feet!) He gets a paper and sits down.

Name: Joe Smith

1. Do you like donuts?
Do navy's like battleshipz? YES!
2. Do you like coffee?
Do outcasts like cardimine? YES!
3. Do you like paperwork?
The paper works? YES! NOW I DONT HAVE TO FILL THEM OUT MYSELF!!!!
4. Do you have any flight experience?
Wuz dat?
5. What is the pay you expect to get from this?
Enough to pay for a 1 star apartment in a Rhino. And donuts.
6. What hours do you expect/can you work?
Whatevah you say.
7. Do you have any objections to strapping yourself to a flimsy, piece o' crap Patriot, with downgraded weaponry and upgraded ejection seats? Furthermore, do you have any objections to taking said crappy Liberator, enforcing the law o' Liberty, God, and Chuck Norris, to a mass of people that don't care one way or the other what you do?
No, i love ejection seats. And Chuck Noris? He here?! *turns around*
8. Are you disgruntled?
Does this flabby mass of LPI like donuts? YES!

He drops it next to the pile of fat and says "Wake up! I iz done."

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This thread is so stupid that a bird sitting on a nearby tree just EXPLODED.