Kyle Winston appears, sees me, we drink vodka together laugh, then lead a bloody vodka fueled communist revolution across the world. Also I would probably cry from the Amount of physical training I'd receive going through the SCRA trainer program and subsequently the trials of Jiangxi
As for my main Character though
I think me and Rick Tiltman would probably get along quite well and enjoy a little drink here and there and maybe a toke or two. And simply proceed to make money by any means necessary