Regina Silva: Hot girl, would tap.
Sol Fenrir: Dirty overgrown hobo, the kind who'll mug you and leave you bleeding for dead for 5 credits. Stay away.
Adrian Thrax: See above, except he's going to beat you up and rape your family for fun and not 5 credits. Get the hell out.
Adrian XI Thrax: Hipster.
Strom Thurmond: Completely effed up in the head and a moron. Also so loud. Should die. Oh wait, he is. Good.
James Marion: What a friggin' sissy and a beta. Would want to beat him up until he grows a spine.
Llama: Probably already drunk and scanning around with eyes out of focus, or passed out in the bar. Awfully sore sight and smelly as hell. Would want nothing to do with this one.
Gaikotsu: I wouldn't even