Sunbathing on the beach - Cool
Sunbathing at the pool - Cool if you don't like near a beach, acceptable if you do.
Sunbathing on your lawn - Never cool. Unless... you prop a surfboard up behind you. Then you can claim you're a lost surfer and have oodles of girls give you directions:P
Dude. I didnt say it was a beach:PI have only said that theres a beach boy on teh lawn.
On serious note, though... Its a career. Ex excavating site, now a hole full of water where people go to swim.