Liberty's finest

[puckster]

*walks in, sees fat slob on ground passed out...i just grab the paper off the desk and sit down*

Name: Jack Macoy


1. Do you like donuts?
only from dunken donuts

2. Do you like coffee?
suga and cream pls

3. Do you like paperwork?
as long as it isnt as hard has this test

4. Do you have any flight experience?
i used to do some dukes of hazard stunts

5. What is the pay you expect to get from this?
not much..just enough to pay for my battleship...no...ok the just free donuts

6. What hours do you expect/can you work?
what do u mean by work exaclty

7. Do you have any objections to strapping yourself to a flimsy, piece o' crap Patriot, with downgraded weaponry and upgraded ejection seats? Furthermore, do you have any objections to taking said crappy Liberator, enforcing the law o' Liberty, God, and Chuck Norris, to a mass of people that don't care one way or the other what you do?
im so confused!!!!...but no...

8. Are you disgruntled?
crap...is that bad

*Stands up throws clipboard at the fat bum and leaves*

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