to: Sombra Hookier

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@nOmnomnOm why are you not answering my question? )^:

because he knows you're right


now gimmie milkies mom

OH MY GOD! Croiky! LOOK AT THAT MONSTROSITY!
Just look at the size of that one! Mate, this is a rare opportunity to tell you about this rare and mystical vulturous species.
You see how it's wings ooze with purple goo? Do NOT touch that. You WILL burn. The species tends to prey on the weak, though, but be warned, it is known to target much larger and stronger prey as well.

Funny, for a creature that large and ferocious, chicken grazing in the floodplain savanna are it's favorite meal. It likes to peck at is slowely, tearing off it's feathers and watching it suffer while it eats it alive!

It seems to have already spotted us. Quick, maybe we can get to the Jeep and keep watching from there. Unfortunately, the horned creature may pose a problem with that.