Liberty's finest

[Honestic]

*I take the jelly stained paper, lick the jelly, and then i begin to answer the questions*

Name: Sean Corelli

1. Do you like donuts?
No, i dont need them, really, i can leave them anytime i want! I DONT NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT!

2. Do you like coffee?
Yes, i like it a lot, i drink from 45 to 67 cups a day, but thats a normal dose right?

3. Do you like paperwork?
<strike>No, i can barely read. </strike>Of course i do!, who doesnt?

4. Do you have any flight experience?
Sure, i used to fly paperplanes all the time when i was in school.

5. What is the pay you expect to get from this?
<strike>A couple of billions a week should be enough</strike> The satisfaction fo serving Liberty in enough for me.

6. What hours do you expect/can you work?
"Work" is a harsh word, i prefer the term "productive recreation"

7. Do you have any objections to strapping yourself to a flimsy, piece o' crap Patriot, with downgraded weaponry and upgraded ejection seats? Furthermore, do you have any objections to taking said crappy Liberator, enforcing the law o' Liberty, God, and Chuck Norris, to a mass of people that don't care one way or the other what you do?
As long as i get payed extra for every eject pod i use/discard/damage/try/accidentally eject, no.

8. Are you disgruntled?
Nevah! Long live the... *checks the beginging of the aplication* LPI!

*i stand up, wake up the sleeping man, and then i leave the office*

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Carlo Kaneharu - Kusarian Zoner Researcher

I dont need Cardamine, really i can stop anytime i want. Why is there an inhaler in my ship? errr... it was a gift...