MUM IF YOU PLEASE

[Pepe]

When I was 17, our teacher told us to get warmer jackets when coming to school tomorrow. School was honoring us with free-of-charge target practicing. We just had to bring a short letter of approving it all from our parents. My mother was too petrified to sign, but my father did it ofc.

Next day a school bus took us to the shooting ground, not far from the city. Girls too. We got rifles. Girls too. And we fired from our rifles. Girls too. Actually, girls were particularly happy to hit their targets.

We were all in a THIS IS SPARTA mood for days after that. Just kids, ya know... Some never grow up.

Why am I telling you this? Well, don't fuk with Serbian females, they can shoot your balls at 100m after just 5-10 minutes of aim practising.

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