to all sirius pilots

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All the bigoted hate flowing at you must be terrible, Karlotta. Merely for identifying as a woman.

I identify as female, male, black, white, brown, yellow, red, blue, atheist, muslim, christian, and jewish. I pity the woman-hating closet-homosexual lolwuts who are unable to see beyond oorp sex, pigmentation, or religion, as well as the buffoons who are unable to use the gender pronoun I identify as at the moment correctly. I also pity the eastern Europeans who think that the crap-hole country they spawned from, which leaches my EU subsidiaries and brings crime and prostitution into my more beautiful, more rich, and more strong country, is the vanguard of civilization. Yeah. You know who you are. Well I pity you.

I thought our community was better than this.

Science proved you wrong.



EDIT: Nome where are my cloaking devices?

You should be kept under the key.

You have 3 more heavy operations to be considered a woman.

When you move you give me the feeling that you piss but you do it so elegantly that you keep us all with our eyes closed.

Fantasies you know, there are thousands I got a lot.

I see a lot of great p***ies when I look through you.

You are a venerable generic comedy.

We are fascinated by your epileptic pig-like walk.

You are everything you could be and you can't change and your Bichon is stressed and can't give tongues.

Instead of touching that un-orderly face of yours I'd rather have sex with a broken cow carcass underwater.

Don't take my humble words to your heart, I'm just trying to make a catalogue about Karlotta.

Your use on this earth, compost, is relative so go die out of your own initiative.

A bored voice is telling you through the phone that what you're wearing is not underwear, it's a cute truck cover.

Asked if he would have to have a relationship with you, even the filthiest dirtbag would piss on him out of fear then he'll piss on you laughing.

I got good intentions, really, you wouldn't know.

I need 1 minute to destroy your morning and 2 consecutive minutes to make you take your life.

I'd take you for a walk in the park but first let me put a bag over your head.

I filled your head with s***n, it ain't a joke.

If you'd spit down under you'll end up pregnant.

And put your teeth aside ffs, what you do with your teeth can't do Zorro with his sword.

You are the woman of my dreams, I was wondering why I was having nightmares for a while.

When I see you I get so happy as if I'd be attending a funeral cortege.

You aren't worth 2 fat dollars but you have a big mouth.

You are crazy after cock like children after Pokemon.

You are as desirable as a hole in a condom.