Tales of the Eye'd Brothers, yarr!!

[onca]

Ahoy me hearties!

Don't let the accent fool ye, we be as Liberty as a barrel of lukewarm swill.

It be the Eye'd brothers here, comin' at ye from the dark treacherous bowels of the Badlands. For Rogues three we be, merry pirates and scoundrels all. Yarrrr!

Now for a bit of introduction:

First we have "One Eye'd Willy", and careful you don't let him get behind ye.
Next there's "Brown Eye'd Bung", and careful you don't let him in front of ye!
And last but not least is ol' "Rib Eye'd Steak"... although he seems to have misplaced himself lately, probably off filling his mighty belly, the scabrous dog!

And there's yet more of our clan hangin' out in the filthy dens of Liberty, who don't deserve a mention at this time, the lazy coves!

So if you're a transport grown fat from unmolested trading, or a copper grown fat from coffee and donuts, beware... the Eye'd brothers be here, and we'll strip the blubber from ye bones! Ha-ha-harrrrrr!

And now, for yer pleasure, this be our theme song... if you hear it over the airwaves, better hoist sail! Yarrrrrrrrrrr!