Liberty's finest

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*I walk in, see a sleeping man useing a half eaten donut as a pillow, sooo tempting that donut...*

Name: Jonathan Cordwell

1. Do you like donuts?
Does a ship need fuel?

2. Do you like coffee?
I always convert one of the 2 ships tanks to contain coffee or maybe both.

3. Do you like paperwork?
Yes, papercuts are fun.

4. Do you have any flight experience?
Yes, i prefere anything with a cupholder and a seat for a copilot for a box of donuts..

5. What is the pay you expect to get from this?
A box of nothing and a sleeples night from dreaming about geting shot at the next day.

6. What hours do you expect/can you work?
Define work.

7. Do you have any objections to strapping yourself to a flimsy, piece o' crap Patriot, with downgraded weaponry and upgraded ejection seats? Furthermore, do you have any objections to taking said crappy Liberator, enforcing the law o' Liberty, God, and Chuck Norris, to a mass of people that don't care one way or the other what you do?
YES SIR!

8. Are you disgruntled?
I never saw that guy befor.

*I hand in the paper in the designated box, smell the donut and leave*

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